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Tuesday, 10 June 2008 11:19
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed.  With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend.  I found real passion and he is so nice, even with all his piercing and tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle.  But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.  He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.  I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.  Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.  Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true.  I'm next door at Sandy's.  I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!
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