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Due to the budget constraints, the following policies are announced regarding employees traveling on official business.  These policies are EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:LODGING:All employees are encoura... read more..

I play pinochle regularly with seven other women, most of whom are 70 or older. Recently we celebrated the birthday of our oldest member by taking her out to lunch. When the waitress came to take our ... read more..

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we faring?" asks the king."Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging... read more..

A man submitting information to his income tax preparer was asked how many dependents he had. "Sixteen," he replied.The preparer asked, "Would you mind repeating that?"The man replied, "Not if I can h... read more..

A man goes into a restaurant and the waitress stops him."Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter".So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there's no necktie to be found.... read more..

At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked like they were about to go to blows."You've got a lot of nerve for such a shrimp!" snarled the big guy."Look, you... read more..

A New Mom took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time.  She dressed her in pink from head to toe.  At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases ar... read more..

The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me.""Good. What comes after three.""Four," answers the boy."What comes after six?""Seven.""Ve... read more..

Read this out loud:This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is keep catThis is a catThis is goober catThis is busy catThis is for catThis is forty catThis is seconds catNow go b... read more..

I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors had 15 minutes to leave or be locked in for the three-hour prison head count. I bade my client farewell and left... read more..

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.  He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to ... read more..

The first phase of embracing grief and loss (paying attention to our grief) is followed by 2 other phases.  Our experiencing and going through these phases is another key step to experiencing emo... read more..

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage with the following hand printed sign on it .  .  ."Energy efficient vehicle.  Runs on oats and grass.  C... read more..

Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting on an airplane," was the inevitable answer."Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're o... read more..

A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to come to his church some Sunday.  Not too many weeks thereafter and just as services are starting, they show... read more..

The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she'd pipe up, "Have we reached Oriskany Falls yet, sonny?""No, lady, not yet. I'll let you know," he replied, t... read more..

An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company.The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly.To show just "how" the mark... read more..

A Rabbi, a Priest and a Salvation Army pastor walk into a bar.The bartender says to them, "What is this - a joke?"... read more..

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme ... read more..

I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several minutes of taped music, a recorded voice came on:"If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you may press eight. This w... read more..

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.For... read more..

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."120," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out he... read more..

 Cybersalt's online support voicemail is handled by Skype and the wonderful program SkyLook.Skylook marries Skype and Microsoft Outlook - providing an answering machine for Skype AND the op read more..

Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.Karaoke: A Japanese word mean... read more..

* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.* Don't worry, it's not used any more.* Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.* read more..

What triggers old memories? I’m not sure what the answer to that question is but recently I had the shock of my life. And at my age, I don’t have too many shocks left.The shock came one da... read more..

1.  As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and high-five the salesman.2.  You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a dire read more..

If grief and loss were oil, gas would be free in this world. But they aren't. Just the same, mishandled grief can exact an emotional price on our life that makes gas look cheap. Only by embracing ... read more..

My grandson was telling me that he and his three playmates attended different churches.Then he added, "It really doesn't matter if we go to different churches, does it, Grandma, as long as we... read more..

There is a formula for figuring out how bed space is allocated. It is called the "Foot Rule". You start by determining the total number of feet (as in those at the end of the legs, not the kind made u... read more..