Monthly Archive

May 2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 845 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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quote #0299

"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." - Jonathan Carroll read more..

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quote #0298

"There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there." - Indira Gandhi read more..

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quote #0301

"When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm." read more..

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quote #0300

"The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors." read more..

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quote #0302

"If he/she says that you are too good for him/her -- believe them." read more..

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quote #0304

"There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus." read more..

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quote #0303

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -Don Knuth read more..

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quote #0306

"It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser." read more..

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quote #0305

"Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan." read more..

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quote #0307

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language." - Mark Twain read more..

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quote #0309

"It's only an error until you refuse to correct it, then it's a mistake." read more..

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quote #0308

"If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!" read more..

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quote #0310

"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures." - Irish Proverb read more..

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quote #0312

"The trouble with wishful thinking is that it's usually 99% wishful and 1% thinking." read more..

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quote #0311

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days." - Garrison Keillor read more..

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quote #0314

"A boy's mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute he gets up and never stops until he gets to school." read more..

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quote #0313

"The scientific theory I Iike best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline Luggage." - Mark Russell read more..

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quote #0316

"Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets oiled, sometimes it gets replaced." read more..

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quote #0315

"Men want power in order to do something. Boys want power in order to be something." -- Eric Sevareid (1912-1992), US newscaster - CBS News read more..

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quote #0317

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." read more..

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quote #0319

"If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound." read more..

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quote #0318

"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side." read more..

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quote #0321

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we are forced to change it every six months." read more..

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quote #0320

"If at first you don't succeed, try again, then quit. No use being stupid about it." read more..

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quote #0322

"Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked." read more..

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quote #0324

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." - Kevin James read more..

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quote #0323

"People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000." - Texas Ranger baseball player Pete Incaviglia read more..

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quote #0326

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb read more..

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quote #0325

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." - Erma Bombeck read more..

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quote #0328

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein read more..