May 2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #390

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1166

quote #0387

"You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love." - Henry Drummond read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1135

quote #0390

"It's not me who can't keep a secret it's the people I tell that can't." - Abraham Lincoln read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1172

"It's not that I don't want to clean my room it's just that I have this theory that everything is balanced just right and if I attempt to move anything the whole structure of the house will come down read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1162

quote #0392

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." - Ashleigh Brilliant read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1165

quote #0391

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department uses water." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1190

quote #0394

"Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1106

quote #0393

"Peace hath higher tests of manhood than battle ever knew." - John Greenleaf Whittier read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1203

quote #0396

"There's nothing more optimistic than a dog under the dinner table." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1222

quote #0395

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." - Mary Wilson Little read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1147

quote #0398

"Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1024

quote #0397

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do ... Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1087

quote #0400

"I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep." - Robert Frost read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1163

quote #0399

"If I plagiarize, it's only because I like someone else's idea better than mine and I want credit for it." - Anna Sato-Williams. "If I plagiarize, it's only because I like someone else's idea better read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1161

quote #0402

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1151

quote #0401

"If you want to test your memory, try to remember what you were worrying about one year ago today." - E. Joseph Cossman read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1158

quote #0404

"As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells 'THEIRS'?" read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1063

quote #0403

"Whatever you do, when you stop by the auto-wrecking yard, don't park your small car in a spot marked 'Compact.'" (Lil Owens) read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1153

quote #0406

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse." - Lily Tomlin read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1112

quote #0405

"It is now possible to protest in front of the White House by hiring a stand in. I am not making this up. You email this company on what issue you are mad about and they provide you with a sign and yo read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1157

quote #0408

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." - Ambrose Bierce read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1137

quote #0407

"I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise." - Noel Coward read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1131

quote #0410

"If wrinkles must be written upon our brow, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old." -- James A. Garfield read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1092

quote #0409

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1069

quote #0412

"Forgive your enemies-- but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1078

quote #0411

"Until you've learned to drive, you've never really learned how to swear." - Robert Paul read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1106

quote #0414

"Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave." - Martin Luther read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1127

quote #0413

"Every miracle begins with a problem." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1107

quote #0416

"Knowing the Bible is one thing. Knowing the Author is another!" read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1111

quote #0415

"It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ashtrays for Mother's Day." - read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1126

quote #0418

"For every person with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble." read more..