May 2011 - Monthly Archive

31 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Tandy Computer Deal

At this time, let us pause and remember computer deals of the past. ... read more..

30 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Many hymnals have a hymn called "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear."It seems that one week when the church secretary was typing the Sunday bulletin, she asked the pastor which hymn would come just before the ... read more..

30 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Slide Fun

To say Sarah was having second thoughts would be an understatement. ... read more..

30 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Cold Cream Questions

A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face."Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, mommy?" he asked."To make myself beautiful," said his mother.A few mi... read more..

30 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Paging Dr. Phil

Paging Dr. Phil! ... read more..

Recovering from Big Mistakes and Bad Starts

29 May

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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Recovering from Big Mistakes and Bad Starts

King Rehoboam is an example of how to proceed after a big mistake or a bad beginning. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110529.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110529.mp3{/audio}... read more..

28 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bus Dive

Nigel's 20 years experience piloting subways unexpectedly affected his first day driving bus. ... read more..

When Trouble Comes a Knocking, Don't Answer the Door

28 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

When Trouble Comes a Knocking, Don't Answer the Door

For as long as I can remember, I have always looked forward to Monday. Throughout the years there have been very few Mondays that I have missed, although there are some Mondays I miss. After a long read more..

28 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Actual Medical Records

The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts around North America:- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried imme... read more..

27 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Frog Tongue

Frog got your tongue? ... read more..

27 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Homework Excuses

Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.- I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.- I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.-... read more..

26 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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One Rifle Hunting

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagooberThree goobers went away on a hunting trip.Once they'd set up their camp site, they ... read more..

25 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Used Tombstone

Better call before someone else gets it! ... read more..

25 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Speech Flirt

During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches. During one particula... read more..

24 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Motorcycle Madness

Ahh, it's good to be a man. ... read more..

24 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Ring Appraisal

An acquaintance of mine whose daughter was about to be married decided to give her a diamond ring that had been in the family for several generations. The stone had never been appraised, so the father... read more..

23 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Farm Wrestling

Wrestling was catching on at the Jones farm. ... read more..

23 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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What's Good Tonight

Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to handle the customer who asks, "What's good tonight?"Obviously, we would never serve anything we didn't think was goo... read more..

Choosing and Sticking to the Wrong Advice

22 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Choosing and Sticking to the Wrong Advice

King Rehoboam's early rule teaches us to listen to counsel from outside of our peer group and to abandon unwise plans when they begin to fail. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110522.mp3{/a... read more..

21 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Poor Man's 4X4

Poor Man's 4X4. ... read more..

21 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Morning Sickness

Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room."What's wrong Molly?"... read more..

Tyndale University College Graduation 2011

21 May

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

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6 min read

Tyndale University College Graduation 2011

As many of you know, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our two week vacation. The highlight of our time away was Alyssa's graduation from Tyndale University College. Here is a video of the "Graduati... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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One Carton and Six Eggs

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."A short time later the ... read more..

19 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Boxing Resurgence

Boxing is enjoying a resurgence in popularity. read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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It Pays to Read Labels

I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that ... read more..

18 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Project Picture

My 12 year old daughter asked me, "Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project." I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.A few days later I was in h... read more..

18 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Maverick Flying Car

Here is an awesome flying car. It looks like alot of fun but if it catches on I'm going to invest heavily in steel roofing for when they start colliding and dropping after collisions - a new variation... read more..