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1) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 2) If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. 3) Experience is something you don't get until just after read more..

*Adolescence***Nowadays our youngsters are acting as if adolescence is the last fling at life instead of the introduction to it.**Some philosopher said that adolescence is the best substitute ever inv read more..

** FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING **PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS: 1. Peace of mind 2. Peace of heart 3. Peace of soul PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash indifference 3. Squash grum read more..

"UNDER OUR SKIN!"There once was an oyster, whose story I tell;Who found that some sand, had gotten into his shell.It was only a grain, but it gave him great pain;For oysters have feelings, although th read more..

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories publ read more..

"Peace doesn't start at a mideast table but in a mideast stable" is the sign on our church front sign. 26,000 cars drive by daily.- Pastor Roger Barcus read more..

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press. Witnesses were stunned, startled, agh... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father explains, "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, ... read more..

Church members were shocked to see the pastor's dogs trick or treating. ... read more..

You ain't nothin' but a hounddog. Thank you, thank you very much. ... read more..

It's always hard to watch the pups head off to obedience school for the first time. ... read more..

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other." "Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puz read more..

Jane was quite excited once her husband gave her back her credit card. read more..

Melts in your mouth, Not in your driveway. read more..

It wasn't much to look at but, Jimmy's car radio offered quite a selection of stations to listen to. read more..

Some of the enlisted men questioned the wisdom of dropping old police cars on the enemy. read more..

It wasn't hard to figure out who Kenny was cheering for. read more..

Never again would Mike loan his grandson the car for the weekend. read more..

Few people are aware of NASA's humble beginnings. read more..

Canada - Number 1 Eh! read more..

It's getting pretty hard to find parking for hovercrafts these days. read more..

The county's new sign painter liked to get right to the point. read more..

Oh Oh! They're on to you at work! read more..

With no time to buy a replacement inkjet cartridge, Frank had to resort to using the backup printer to make copies of his report. read more..

Yet another disappointing birthday for Jimmy. read more..

Half the wheels - twice the cool! read more..

Canada is doing its part to fight the bird flu. read more..

Everybody was getting in on "Bring Your Child To Work" day. read more..

Honey, I think you are taking "buying in bulk" too far. read more..