July 2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1770

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Teapot Computer

The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a dancing teapot playing the children's song "I'm a Little Teapot." Seeing this, our child psychiatrist posted a mess... read more..

21 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Narrow Escape Responses

There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the c... read more..

20 Jul

News

Susan Davis

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2 min read

The Story of "Chicken Thursday"

“Chicken Thursday” has been driving some Cybersalt Digest subscribers around the bend wondering what it refers to. As promised, here is the explanation of what “Chicken Thursday” means. This story be... read more..

20 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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No Ice Cream

No ice cream for you - one year! ... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Soccer Quotes

"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'DAVID BECKHAM "I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.'MARK VIDUKA "We lost because we didn't w read more..

19 Jul

God's Penman

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4 min read

Farewell to the Fifties

Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems. Let ... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Did You See That?

Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead." "Oh," responded Darryl. A couple of minutes later, Tom said, "Di... read more..

19 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Blizzard Trap

With local highways and roads closed by the blizzard, Sheriff Jake had to get creative in setting up speed traps. ... read more..

19 Jul

Cartoons

Pastor Tim

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The First Shall Be Last

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

18 Jul

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

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Simply Susan Chronologically

If you are new to the Simply Susan blog and wish to read it in Chronological order, here are the links to help you do so. ... read more..

18 Jul

Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Site

Pastor Tim

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What Is A Goober?

Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've got a picture of one here. Ye... read more..

18 Jul

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Puppy Food

Don't worry, the health department is investigating! ... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Army Fib

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. "Daddy, were you in a war?" "Yes,... read more..

18 Jul

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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3 min read

He Gives and Takes Away

They say that one of the main things about writing is to simply be disciplined about doing it. Clearly I'm not a writer at heart; although I have been challenged with the concept of discipline l... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Small Town Check

I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document ... read more..

17 Jul

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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The Sin You Don't Confess

The latter years of King Asa's life teach us that the sin we don't confess we compound. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio... read more..

16 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Clark Retirement Community LipDub

Here are some pretty hip (some of them replaced I am sure) seniors doing a great lip-dub of Michael Buble's song "Feeling Good." ... read more..

16 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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English Errors

English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than rules. It's no wonder there are so many blunders. We hope this creative copy from travel and dining brochu read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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First Passport

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered. When he explained his dilemma to the p... read more..

14 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baby Pots

Though grateful, the orphanage was unsure of just what to do with the generous donation from Home Depot. read more..

14 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Shower or Tub

New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel clerk asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a tub. I asked what the difference was.He replied, "Well sir, ... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Bag of Chickens

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labe... read more..

13 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Spay or Neuter

The Vet at this hospital is finding it hard to make friends. read more..

12 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Worker Ants

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"One c... read more..

12 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Coffin Yard

Hardly used - make an offer. ... read more..

12 Jul

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Open Sorry

We've all eaten in restaurants that should have had this sign. ... read more..

11 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cheese Guitar

New From Kraft - Guitar Munchables. ... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Razor Request

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says, "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?"The barbe... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Chess Playing Dog

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest d... read more..

Following Victory, Keep Seeking and Working Hard Work

10 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Following Victory, Keep Seeking and Working Hard Work

When God gives you a victory in your life, keep seeking and working for Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} ... read more..