Monthly Archive

July 2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1839 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Vacation Rest

John was glad to get back to work so he could rest after his vacation. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Missed Electric Class

Kenny only missed one class at electrician's school. read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
6984

The ACLU in Heaven

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Giuseppe Spomdalucci

To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorr... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Amazing 11 Year Old Athlete

This kid is truly amazing. My favorite line from the whole video is, "The kid is a freak of nature." ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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You Look Tired

A coworker told me that I looked tired. "I am," I said. "I just finished 50 push-ups." "Oh really? When did you start doing push-ups?" "Well, I did the first one in 1986."... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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We Seek, God Establishes

When we seek God, He establishes His Plan in our lives. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110724.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110724.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sign One Way

The cemetery's handyman was a very pessimistic sort of fellow. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hawaii Pronunciation

Morris and his wife Sherry were planning a vacation. They ended up in an argument.   "It's pronounced 'Hawaii', I'm telling you!" Sherry said. "I never KNEW someone so stubborn! 'Havaii' is how... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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NASCAR Amish Controversy

It wasn't so much the competing that stirred controversy within the Amish community - it was that the paint scheme was blue instead of flat black. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Teapot Computer

The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a dancing teapot playing the children's song "I'm a Little Teapot." Seeing this, our child psychiatrist posted a mess... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Narrow Escape Responses

There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the c... read more..

News
Susan Davis
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2 min read

The Story of "Chicken Thursday"

“Chicken Thursday” has been driving some Cybersalt Digest subscribers around the bend wondering what it refers to. As promised, here is the explanation of what “Chicken Thursday” means. This story be... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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No Ice Cream

No ice cream for you - one year! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Soccer Quotes

"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'DAVID BECKHAM "I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.'MARK VIDUKA "We lost because we didn't w read more..

God's Penman
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4 min read

Farewell to the Fifties

Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems. Let ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Did You See That?

Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead." "Oh," responded Darryl. A couple of minutes later, Tom said, "Di... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Blizzard Trap

With local highways and roads closed by the blizzard, Sheriff Jake had to get creative in setting up speed traps. ... read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
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The First Shall Be Last

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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Simply Susan Chronologically

If you are new to the Simply Susan blog and wish to read it in Chronological order, here are the links to help you do so.   ... read more..

Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Site
Pastor Tim
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What Is A Goober?

Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've got a picture of one here. Ye... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10462

Puppy Food

Don't worry, the health department is investigating! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Army Fib

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. "Daddy, were you in a war?" "Yes,... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
5696
3 min read

He Gives and Takes Away

They say that one of the main things about writing is to simply be disciplined about doing it.  Clearly I'm not a writer at heart; although I have been challenged with the concept of discipline l... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Small Town Check

I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1196

The Sin You Don't Confess

The latter years of King Asa's life teach us that the sin we don't confess we compound. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3247

Clark Retirement Community LipDub

Here are some pretty hip (some of them replaced I am sure) seniors doing a great lip-dub of Michael Buble's song "Feeling Good." ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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English Errors

 English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than rules. It's no wonder there are so many blunders. We hope this creative copy from travel and dining brochu read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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First Passport

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered.  When he explained his dilemma to the p... read more..