Monthly Archive

July 2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1838 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2096

Chicken Pun 2

Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A. Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

2137

A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot.Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2569

Chickens in Trees

During the Revolutionary War, there was a small encampment of patriot soldiers the woods. Before they went to bed that night, they tied chickens (they were saving them for a special meal when needed) ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2882

2 min read

Children and Cement

A very strange thing happened here in suburbia a few days ago. This past weekend, I noticed a neighbor of mine repairing his sidewalk. He had removed a number of broken sections (thanks to numerous tr... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2092

cleanpun test

cleanpun test... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1953

Clinic Change

The Mayo Clinic, getting on board with today's diet and health conscious society, just changed its name.It's now the Balsamic Vinaigrette Clinic.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2226

Clown Bite

Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a care.But on that fateful autumn afternoon, i... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5392

Coffin Pun

A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him.Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the mi... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3235

Collie

One of the pups in a breeder's litter of collies had a strange appetite, fostered no doubt, because the dog fancier's kennel was deep in the southern United States.The odd youngster spurned regular do... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4267

Columbus Pun

We all know that Columbus believed the world was round when others believed it was flat and that if you traveled far enough you would go over the edge.We also know that Columbus reached what we now kn... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2305

4 min read

Compiled Baby Name Puns

At the end of April I began sending out a bunch of baby name puns. Many of you have asked for a complete list of all that were sent out. Here you go. Thanks to those who added their own suggestions... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2023

Computer

The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

10060

Constitution 2

The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1788, working on the constitution. It had been a long day when Thomas Jefferson said, "Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it?"... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3342

2 min read

Convent Pun

Outside a small Macedonian village a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of this site of significant historical developments, spanning more than 2,0... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1721

2 min read

Cooking for Tom

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The reci... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1644

Cooking Shows

"On cooking shows, there is little margerine of error." read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2088

Costume

I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform."I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I as... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1715

Costume Pun

This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back."What on earth are you?" asks the host. "I'm a snail," says the guy. "But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host. "Yeah, he says... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1916

Cow Pun

What do you get from a pampered cow?Spoiled milk.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1842

Criminal Attorney

Walking into the local chamber of commerce, the stranger obviously looked desperate. He approached the guy at the counter and asked, "Is there a criminal attorney in town?"The guy behind the counter r... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2504

Damsel Dress

Once upon a time an evil king captured a beautiful princess and held her hostage in his high tower. Though she was very beautiful he forced her to wear a disgusting and smelly burlap dress."You'll nev... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1953

Date Pun

Every calendar's days are numbered.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1913

Dating

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me but to be perfectly honest, ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1987

Daylight Driving

Ever wonder why some people won't drive during daylight hours in a certain part of California?It's 'cause their doctors told them to stay out of the sun to avoid car Sonoma.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2259

Defence Contractor

My job is in the aerospace industry, and it's always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do.At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2154

Definitions of a Bachelor

* One who avoids Bride-Eyed women.* One who believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.* One who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.* One who can't be Spouse-Broken.* One who kno read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5477

Delivery Pun

My husband and I were returning home from our childbirth class at Manhattan's Beekman Hospital. Noting my obvious pregnancy, the taxi driver, a Mr. Ho, proceeded to tell us about his wife's experienc... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3821

Demolition Derby Pun

The best way to watch a demolition derby?Through a kaleidoscope.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1907

Dentist Pun

The judge asked his dentist:"Will you drill the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4457

Dentures

I went to the dentist with my uncle the other day. He needed needed new dentures. The dentist showed him some that only cost a dollar. The dentist did want my uncle to understand, though, that they ... read more..

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Monthly Archive

July 2011 Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1838 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

July 2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1838 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.