Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 236 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

14 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1980

One-liner #0694

"Today, I diversified my portfolio - I buried half in a Folgers can in the front yard and the rest in a Ziplock out back." read more..

14 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot... read more..

14 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1148

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."- Helen Keller read more..

14 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4925

Colons

My ten year old daughter asked me what a colon was and I explained that it was a part of the body that food goes through before being eliminated. Then she asked me what a semicolon was... read more..

14 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Early Rising

Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I ... read more..

14 Aug

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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Courageous Judgement

The blessed life God calls us to requires courageous living preceded by wholehearted, impartial and discerning judgement. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110814.mp3{/audio} Download {a... read more..

14 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 14, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. Who am I? • Why do I do this? • How can I figure this out? • Why do I still feel this way? • How can I change? If these, or similar questions, are things you ask yourself... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Season Ticket Swap

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to sw... read more..

13 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1851

One-liner #0693

"I just checked the health/weight chart at the gym and it turns out that I'm four inches too short." read more..

13 Aug

God's Penman

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4 min read

On Joining the Over-the-Hill Gang

A friend of mine said to me recently, "Old boy, how's it feel to be a member of the Over-the-Hill gang?" I mumbled something as politely as I could, but on the inside, I was a little furious. I may be... read more..

13 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9467

Squid Ink

If the sky were a scroll and the ocean full of ink? Well, apparently it might be. ... read more..

13 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

11510

Jesus is Watching Sign

You can't get away with anything in Farmington, New Mexico. ... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2922

Space is a Vacuum

"If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?" read more..

13 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1550

Quote #1147

"I have come to reckon that nothing is worth seeking after but that which will survive the tomb." - Spurgeon read more..

12 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1861

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2011

Today's featured page demonstrates a method guaranteed to help anyone enjoy any job.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/i-love-my-job Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

12 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1425

Quote #1146

"A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out." read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4388

Liturgical Response

In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, "The Lord be with you." The congregation used to respond by saying, "And with thy spirit." But, with the m... read more..

12 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1959

One-liner #0692

"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to." read more..

12 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2172

Star Cleaning

"Stars clean themselves with meteor showers." read more..

12 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5676

Hard of Hareing

Hard of Hareing ... read more..

12 Aug

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

8934

Cotton Candy Dog

That's the last time I lean over into the cotton candy machine. read more..

12 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

20327

I Love My Job

I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . ... read more..

12 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baby Barbed Wire

Bob and Janet should have known something was up when their babysitter said she had references but would have to kill them if she shared them. ... read more..

12 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 12, 2011

What do you get when you combine pipe cleaners and genetic engineering? You get the latest entry in the FunBlog. I think you will enjoy and be amazed by "Two Bendy Clowns in a Box" at:www.cybers... read more..

11 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3063

Cell Phone Flight Call

En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her cell phone. "Excuse me. That can't be on during the flight," I reminded her. "Besides, we're over t... read more..