Monthly Archive

September 2011
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Talking Dog Misha Says "I Love You"
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Talking Dog Misha Says "I Love You"

Misha the talking dog says, "I love you." ... read more..
Quote #1162
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1450

Quote #1162

"There is no benefit of throwing some good at someone when you do not know how that good helps that person. Zeal without knowledge can indeed kill. Hence we need to have knowledge as we put our faith read more..
Army Arrival
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3190

Army Arrival

My youngest brother, Tony had just completed Army basic training and was on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. I am an Army National Guard pilot and our other brother, John, is my crew chief. ... read more..
First Wedding
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1971

First Wedding

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?" Her mother asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, she w... read more..
Forest
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2221

Forest

Forest:  Trees a crowd. (WordFoolery)... read more..
Observatory
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3201

Observatory

"Observatory: What Washington asked his spies to do." read more..
Fiddle Virus
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2557

Fiddle Virus

Users of a certain computer operating system are famously untroubled by viruses. Still, there has been a very strange thing happening lately to these computer users and experts are finding it tough to... read more..
Don't Forget What to Expect
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Don't Forget What to Expect

Don't forget what to expect if you make alliances with wickedness. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3">   ... read more..
One-liner #0710
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1828

One-liner #0710

"I have not yet begun to procrastinate." read more..
Middle Age Pause
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2487

Middle Age Pause

"When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause." read more..
Cybersalt News - September 3, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1152

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2011

I like to be helpful whenever I can be - even when it comes to keeping the horses relaxed!www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horseyawn Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Nylons
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2893

Nylons

"Nylons give women a run for their money." read more..
One-liner #0709
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2014

One-liner #0709

"Wow, Costco has a great deal on the tires for my car. Too bad they sell them in packs of 64 tires."- @danrutledge1 read more..
Quote #1161
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1486

Quote #1161

"The tendency of religious people is to use spiritual and ethical observance as a lever to gain power over others and over God, appeasing Him through ritual and good works."- Tim Keller read more..
Pastor Kevorkian
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7069

Pastor Kevorkian

If Dr. Jack Kevorkian Was a Pastor. read more..
Elvis Worship Leader
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6820

Elvis Worship Leader

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Flintstones Car
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
16790

Flintstones Car

Wilma hated it when she had to pick Fred up from work. ... read more..
Horse Yawn
Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
12759

Horse Yawn

Playing Pastor Tim's sermons in the barn was really helping the horses relax. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1377

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011

Today's featured funny picture is a timely reminder to remember your manners when you attend barbecues.  You will find "Barbecue Fork" at: https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/barbecue-fork ... read more..
One-liner #0708
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2194

One-liner #0708

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic." read more..
Pirate Corn
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2354

Pirate Corn

What does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.... read more..
Classroom Talk
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3352

Classroom Talk

Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her sister-in-law, Mrs. Hall. As you know, kids say the darnedest things. Yesterday, a sweet little nugget said, ... read more..
Driving School Gone South
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
13810

Driving School Gone South

That was the day that things went south at the North Driving School. ... read more..
Just Kidding Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7212

Just Kidding Sign

Everyone wants to be comedian. ... read more..
Ocean Hear
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5607

Ocean Hear

Hey! I Can Hear the Ocean! ... read more..
Chainsaw Woodchuck
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14807

Chainsaw Woodchuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck . . . . ... read more..
Barbecue Fork
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8794

Barbecue Fork

It's proper manners to eat your food with a fork. ... read more..
Quote #1160
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1647

Quote #1160

"If joy and triumph be showed when a king's child is born to the world, what joy is sufficient, when God's child is regenerated from heaven. The one is flesh, which is born of flesh: the other is spir read more..
President Bush Limo
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7704

President Bush Limo

You can take George W. out of Texas but you can't take Texas out of George W.! Check out President Bush's new limousine! ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a happy September to you all as well! The return of the Cybersalt Digest is a few days late due to all the fun Mrs. Cybersalt and I are having with family who are stil... read more..
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