Monthly Archive

November 2011

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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Waiting For A Table

When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0767

"The French don't care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly."- George Bernard Shaw read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1220

‎"There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less."- G.K. Chesterton... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a humorous presentation about a dangerous cooking problem - deep frying turkeys.  You'll find "William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey" at:ww... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0766

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey

The message behind these videos is a serious one - even with William Shatner's quirky presentation.   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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New Pope

A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One student asked how they chose the new Pope. The teacher explained the process, finishing with, "So the Cardinal... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Self-Gentleness

One form of gentleness we should practice is towards ourselves. We should never get irritated with ourselves because of our imperfections. It is reasonable to be dis- pleased and sorry when we commit ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Clock Factory Fire

At the clock factory today there was a lot of second hand smoke.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Boat Drive

That's not what I meant when I asked if you would drive me to the boat! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 15, 2011

Today's Cybersalt mailings have a special "prairie" theme in honor of my mother-in-law, Gladys Priest, who passed away peacefully on Saturday. Gladys was born in Saskatchewan.  Even after living... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lumber Spoiler

Don't knock it. It's cheaper than nitro! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Blogging Farmers

A lot of farmers have been starting online blogs and writing about their wheat. They're cropping up everywhere.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0765

"Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield."- Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1219

"One could drive a prairie schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact."- David F. Houston read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1218

"Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do so." - Bob Phillips read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1217

"Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive." - Josephine Tey read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0764

"Death is a wonderful way of cutting down on your expenses."- Woody Allen read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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PowerPoint Lesson

"If Microsoft PowerPoint has taught me anything about preaching it's that if you want to get a point across, you need to use bullets." read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Losing Sin's Downpayment

When conviction comes and repentance is called for, losing our initial investment in sin is well worth the cost. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111113.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podc... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1216

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something."- Fran Lebowitz read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0763

"Love your enemies, it will drive them nuts."- Eleanor Doan read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Federal Mint Workers

"People who work at the federal mint make a lot of money." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Simon's Cat - 'Can Man Do'

If you are a cat lover, you'll understand this video. If you aren't a cat lover, this video helps others to understand why you aren't. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 12, 2011

I've added some new bookmarking buttons on the Cybersalt site to make it easier to share pages with your friends and followers.  I'd especially appreciate it if you would give Cybersalt pages a "... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Music Stores

"Some music stores are in a CD part of town." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Flight Delay Announcement

A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight delay just before they boarded. A flight attendant picked up the microphone and announced: "We're sorry for the delay. The machine ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Volkswagen Bug Rug

There's a bug in the rug. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lawn Chair Jalopy

While Aaron kept the car running Krazzy Kenny took care of business in the bank. Later, they enjoyed 10-20 years of quality time together. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Boyfriend's Car

I don't know doctor. The last thing I remember is waiting to meet my daughter's new boyfriend at the strip mall. ... read more..