November 2011 - Monthly Archive

13 Nov

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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Losing Sin's Downpayment

When conviction comes and repentance is called for, losing our initial investment in sin is well worth the cost. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111113.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podc... read more..

12 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1216

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something."- Fran Lebowitz read more..

12 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0763

"Love your enemies, it will drive them nuts."- Eleanor Doan read more..

12 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Federal Mint Workers

"People who work at the federal mint make a lot of money." read more..

12 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Simon's Cat - 'Can Man Do'

If you are a cat lover, you'll understand this video. If you aren't a cat lover, this video helps others to understand why you aren't. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3789 - November 12, 2011

12 Nov

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

34

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3789 - November 12, 2011

Issue #3789 Cybersalt News I've added some new bookmarking buttons on the Cybersalt site to make it easier to share pages with your friends and followers. I'd especially a read more..

12 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1955

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Cybersalt News - November 12, 2011

I've added some new bookmarking buttons on the Cybersalt site to make it easier to share pages with your friends and followers. I'd especially appreciate it if you would give Cybersalt pages a "... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2390

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Music Stores

"Some music stores are in a CD part of town." read more..

11 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Flight Delay Announcement

A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight delay just before they boarded. A flight attendant picked up the microphone and announced: "We're sorry for the delay. The machine ... read more..

11 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Volkswagen Bug Rug

There's a bug in the rug. ... read more..

11 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Lawn Chair Jalopy

While Aaron kept the car running Krazzy Kenny took care of business in the bank. Later, they enjoyed 10-20 years of quality time together. ... read more..

11 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Boyfriend's Car

I don't know doctor. The last thing I remember is waiting to meet my daughter's new boyfriend at the strip mall. ... read more..

11 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Pickup Conditioning

You can always change your mind about the air conditioning option. ... read more..

11 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8199

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One Big Air Bag

Car designers have finally run out of places to add air bags. ... read more..

11 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0762

"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."- Steven Wright read more..

11 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4017

<1min

How To Confuse Animals

There are so many ways to confuse an animal in this video I don't know where to start. So I'll just say I like it! ... read more..

11 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1754

<1min

Quote #1215

"What happens in church should NOT stay in church!! Tell the world about JESUS!"- @HisBride66 read more..

11 Nov

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

7392

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Thanksgiving Turkey Bible

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3788 - November 11, 2011

11 Nov

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

34

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3788 - November 11, 2011

Issue #3788 Cybersalt News This being Remembrance Day / Veterans Day, I invite you to revisit the wonderful video "Pittence of Time" at:www.cybersalt.org/totally-tim/remembrance read more..

11 Nov

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

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Remembrance - Veterans Day

November 11, is the day when a number of countries around the world remember their war dead and past and present military service men and women. The video below is a wonderful and stirring piece of ar... read more..

11 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 11, 2011

This being Remembrance Day / Veterans Day, I invite you to revisit the wonderful video "Pittence of Time" at:www.cybersalt.org/totally-tim/remembrance-day-veterans-day Otherwise, there is only one up... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4776

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Three-Sixty 727

The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (to do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft). The pilot of the 727 complained, "... read more..

10 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1737

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Quote #1214

"Gentle words fall lightly, but have great weight." read more..

10 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

3942

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One-liner #0761

"Some parents have a hard time deciding on a name for the new baby, but others have rich relatives." - Don McElroy read more..

10 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Hitch Hiking Tax

The government has announced it is going to start taxing hitch hiking. On your next annual return you will notice this on the "Thumb Tax" line.... read more..

10 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6043

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Car Shark

Doug was thrilled to pick up "Vinnie the Shark's" car at the Police Auction. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3787 - November 10, 2011

10 Nov

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

34

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3787 - November 10, 2011

Issue #3787 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today there are 18 funny sign pictures updated to the new Cybersalt site. Start at "Wider Streets Protest" and keep c read more..

10 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 10, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today there are 18 funny sign pictures updated to the new Cybersalt site. Start at "Wider Streets Protest" and keep clicking next to see them all.www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7665

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Indiana Rainstorm

After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Napoleon Chess

Napoleon placed a chess piece back on the board that had already been captured. Everyone knows that you can't use expired coup pawns.... read more..