2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #180

27 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1716

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Quote #1226

"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someo read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3586

2 min read

The War of the Navels People have navels of different kinds,Ineys and outeys, to that we're resigned;And so it has happened as it has before,The difference became a reason for war. Each side said th... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2142

<1min

Pork Delivery

A German farmer with relatives in the US sent them a package consisting of some pork sausages made from his old pig. When they complained that the package had not yet arrived, he wrote: "C... read more..

27 Nov

Christmas

Pastor Tim

1453

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The Calling of the Favored

If God calls you to something you can be sure you have His favor - even if you wonder what His call means or how it could ever come true. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111127.mp3{/audio}... read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6342

<1min

How Does This Work?

Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time. He decided to play the slots. Since he wasn't sure how to play a slot machine, he called an attendant over. "Excuse me," Bob said... read more..

26 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1702

<1min

One-liner #0772

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." read more..

26 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2459

<1min

Salary Increase

Our boss told us that she is planning a salary raise. One of the guys asked, "When does it become effective?" The boss answered, "As soon as you do."... read more..

26 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1392

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Quote #1225

"Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and love, by the star on the horizon, by the trumpet that will not call retreat read more..

26 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2056

<1min

Daycare Police

"Breaking News at the Daycare: Police called to deal with a three-year-old who was resisting a rest." read more..

26 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

27643

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Smiling At Work Is Easy

Are you stuck in a miserable job but your boss expects (perhaps demands) that you always smile at work? Here's a cheap, easy, and simple solution guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Step One: Co... read more..

After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing

26 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5546

4 min read

After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing

Twenty-four hours ago, I was seated with my family and friends around the Thanksgiving table. Now, I am seated in my chair and cannot move. I won’t say I ate too much yesterday. I did, I just won’t sa... read more..

26 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1267

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Cybersalt News - November 26, 2011

Like many of you, I really enjoy the game "Angry Birds." However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid in today's newest FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/first-time-playing-angry-b... read more..

26 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1494

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Cybersalt News - November 27, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recording of the messages from October 30th, November 6th, and November 13th. You'll find them at:www.westsidefam... read more..

25 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

10418

<1min

First Time Playing Angry Birds

I really enjoy playing Angry Birds. However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid does. ... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4271

<1min

Military Haircut

Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said... read more..

25 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1805

2 min read

At Least One Friend

An old man turned to me and asked, "How many friends have you?" "Why, ten or twenty friends have I," And I named off just a few. He smiled a knowing smile at me And sadly shook his head. "How lucky y... read more..

25 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1342

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Quote #1224

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."- Douglas Adams read more..

25 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2686

<1min

Screen Door

"Confucius Says man who jump through screen door, strain self." read more..

25 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1694

<1min

One-liner #0771

"I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reac read more..

25 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1363

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Cybersalt News - November 25, 2011

You've probably heard about "tryptophan" - that wonderful sleepy ingredient in turkey. Did you also know it's a turkey multiplier? The proof is at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/turkey-m... read more..

24 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1676

<1min

One-liner #0770

"Human Relations: For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction." read more..

24 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2667

<1min

Paul McCartney Song

"I remember that Paul McCartney song like it was yesterday." read more..

24 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1467

<1min

Quote #1223

"Be Yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde read more..

24 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1285

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Cybersalt News - November 24, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's also Turkey day in the States so happy Thanksgiving everyone. To help you celebrate, here are an imperial ton of Cybersalt Thanksgiving pages. www.cybersalt.org... read more..

23 Nov

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

5158

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Not Easy Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

23 Nov

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

4468

<1min

Thanksgiving Turkey Dreams

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

23 Nov

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

5028

<1min

Purpose Driven Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3920

<1min

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey: Ingedients: - 1 large turkey - 1 small turkey Cooking Instructions: Take the two turkeys and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big on... read more..

23 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1751

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Quote #1222

"Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling." - Margaret B. Runbeck read more..

23 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1575

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One-liner #0769

Camouflauge Training: No one turned up... Oh wait a minute...... read more..