2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #210

23 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 23, 2011

The Cybersalt Digest is back. Thankyou to everyone for your kind words of condolence and prayers for us following Susan's mom's passing on the 12th. Gladys' funeral was on Saturday so there wer... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner andburst with a deafening boom,then splattered ... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Cloning Cher

"If they cloned Cher she would be Cher and Cher-alike." read more..

22 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1221

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing."- C.S. Lewis read more..

22 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Couple In 10 Years

The other day I pointed to a couple across a restaurant and said to my wife, "That's us in ten years." She replied, "That's a mirror."... read more..

22 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Give Us This Day Our Turkey . . . Again

Thanksgiving is my kind of holiday. Apart from the "thanks" part, the primary purpose of this celebration is eating. That is the one thing I do quite well. Thanksgiving is the beginning of a feasting... read more..

22 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0768

You know times are tough when you order a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asks, "Can you afford fries with that?"... read more..

21 Nov

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Brave Heart Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

20 Nov

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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Life's Choices

We all need guidance to decide what we are going to do when face with life's choices. The counsel we choose to listen to for guidance in our lives, from infant to the grave, will have consequences. Li... read more..

17 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 17, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago I mentioned that Cybersalt was on Stumbleupon.com, but the link I gave you did not make it easy to find the Cybersalt stumble page so that we could stum... read more..

16 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Pittsburgh Penguin Hockey Bird

Who said hockey is for the birds? ... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Hood Full of Pigeons

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Waiting For A Table

When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again... read more..

16 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Umbrella Impression

A man had finally got around to taking all his broken umbrellas to the repair shop. Next morning on his way to his office when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the um... read more..

16 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0767

"The French don't care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly."- George Bernard Shaw read more..

16 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1220

‎"There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less."- G.K. Chesterton... read more..

16 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It's a humorous presentation about a dangerous cooking problem - deep frying turkeys. You'll find "William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey" at:ww... read more..

15 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0766

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

15 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey

The message behind these videos is a serious one - even with William Shatner's quirky presentation. ... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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New Pope

A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One student asked how they chose the new Pope. The teacher explained the process, finishing with, "So the Cardinal... read more..

15 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Self-Gentleness

One form of gentleness we should practice is towards ourselves. We should never get irritated with ourselves because of our imperfections. It is reasonable to be dis- pleased and sorry when we commit ... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Clock Factory Fire

At the clock factory today there was a lot of second hand smoke.... read more..

15 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Boat Drive

That's not what I meant when I asked if you would drive me to the boat! ... read more..

15 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 15, 2011

Today's Cybersalt mailings have a special "prairie" theme in honor of my mother-in-law, Gladys Priest, who passed away peacefully on Saturday. Gladys was born in Saskatchewan. Even after living... read more..

14 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Lumber Spoiler

Don't knock it. It's cheaper than nitro! ... read more..

14 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Prairie Fire

Some people try to punish themselves for their sins. They do not stand on the promises of forgiveness and Christ's propitiation. "Many years ago, a father and his daughter were walking through the gr... read more..