2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3180

06 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Scooter Helmet

The helmet is right - it's the scooter that's backwards. read more..

Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.~ You move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of... read more..

05 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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If Men Did Housework

If men did housework. ... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Law of Parenthood

There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.- Two is equal to two, except when ref... read more..

04 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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First Cup of Coffee

After just one cup, Alyssa knew coffee would change her life forever. ... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Makeup Routine

Every morning, a little girl would go in the bathroom to watch Mommy as she was putting on her makeup to go to work.But this certain morning when Mom turned to leave the bathroom, the little girl loud... read more..

03 Apr

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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Money Can Be Good For You

The money you make can be good or bad for you. Which it is depends on your walk with Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110403.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110403... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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New Friend Sincerity

Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited the man to go sailing. While we were out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide ha... read more..

01 Apr

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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No Ball Games

There's always someone who wants to rain on your parade. ... read more..

31 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Overdue at the Movies

Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn a... read more..

31 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Roller Coaster Test

Initial tests on the new roller coaster indicated a lower start speed was needed ... read more..

31 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Military Complaining

Chan soon regretted complaining about his job in the mess hall. read more..

31 Mar

Your Turn to Be Funny

Pastor Tim

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Current Your Turn To Be Funny

Little Benjamin

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked. "But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom. "Because Dad... read more..

30 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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A Little Birdy Told Me

How did I know? A little birdy told me. ... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Fine Request

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster... read more..

29 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Marriage Saver 2

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping with his wife. ... read more..

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Sermon Overtime

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly at 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

28 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cooking Instructions

Because some people just can't cook. read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Exemplary Offspring

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the ... read more..

25 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Ladder Truck Safety

Unfortunately, those who needed it most were working during the workplace safety seminar. read more..

25 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Work to Rule Signs

The city union's work to rule campaign was affecting traffic. ... read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Press Any Key

Press any key to go to get fired. read more..

24 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Put or Putt?

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor."'Putt' is correct," he replied. "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' mea... read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Street Sweeper

Hector was pretty impressed that his street sweeper could do sidewalks at the same time. read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Traffic Circle of Death

Julie's driving test had been going well until she reached the traffic circle of death! ... read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Police Commandeer Vehicle

Officer Hendricks soon lost the suspect after a poor choice of civilian vehicles to commandeer. ... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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This Town is so Small...

This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.- Th... read more..

23 Mar

Shirley Choat

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Good Lenten Morning 3-23-11

" When the Christ appears, no one will know where He comes from" (John 7:27b). Some of the Jerusalem folks think Jesus is paranoid. Others won't even consider whether He might be the promised Messiah read more..

23 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baby Shave

Little Kenny wanted to look his best for the first day of daycare. ... read more..