Monthly Archive

2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3460 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

10 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2042

Get Off Your A** and Serve

If you've been following Jesus for years but have still not taken responsibility to be the servant God has called you to be, stop sitting around in your wonderfulness. Listen Online: {audio}p... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3696

Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."Meyer did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Moshe, kept on eating, without thought... read more..

09 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

9309

Touch Wood

The song being played in this video is "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring." Really, touch wood! ... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3679

Coffee Choices

In our home we tend to get the children to help out. One day our youngest son came in to the living room and asked, "Does anyone want a cup of coffee?""Yes please!" we said.He replied, "What kind of ... read more..

08 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

32600

Stress Test

Below is a picture of two dolphins. Take a second, take a deep breath... If you can see both dolphins, your stress level is within the acceptable range. If you see anything other than two dolphins, y... read more..

08 Apr

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

5109

2 min read

Healthy Again!

Wow, these last few weeks have been doozies! It seems like Tim has been sick more often than not since New Years, and as much as I try to keep my distance and my health, twice now I’ve gotten at leas... read more..

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3544

Solid to Gas

Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions on weather, the instructor wanted to discuss the concept of sublimation - the act of going from a gas to a sol... read more..

07 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11394

Improved Voting Device

Some states are getting desperate to make voting easier. ... read more..

06 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

20510

Scooter Helmet

The helmet is right - it's the scooter that's backwards. read more..

Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5670

Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.~ You move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of... read more..

05 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

22127

If Men Did Housework

If men did housework. ... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3802

The Law of Parenthood

There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.- Two is equal to two, except when ref... read more..

04 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11032

First Cup of Coffee

After just one cup, Alyssa knew coffee would change her life forever. ... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3460

Makeup Routine

Every morning, a little girl would go in the bathroom to watch Mommy as she was putting on her makeup to go to work.But this certain morning when Mom turned to leave the bathroom, the little girl loud... read more..

03 Apr

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1472

Money Can Be Good For You

The money you make can be good or bad for you. Which it is depends on your walk with Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110403.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110403... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4038

New Friend Sincerity

Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited the man to go sailing. While we were out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide ha... read more..

01 Apr

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9435

No Ball Games

There's always someone who wants to rain on your parade. ... read more..

31 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4108

Overdue at the Movies

Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn a... read more..

31 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9510

Roller Coaster Test

Initial tests on the new roller coaster indicated a lower start speed was needed ... read more..

31 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

14983

Military Complaining

Chan soon regretted complaining about his job in the mess hall. read more..

31 Mar

Your Turn to Be Funny

Pastor Tim

31493

Current Your Turn To Be Funny

Little Benjamin

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked. "But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom. "Because Dad... read more..

30 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12533

A Little Birdy Told Me

How did I know? A little birdy told me. ... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3473

Fine Request

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster... read more..

29 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8759

Marriage Saver 2

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping with his wife. ... read more..

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3620

Sermon Overtime

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly at 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

28 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

13679

Cooking Instructions

Because some people just can't cook. read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3787

Exemplary Offspring

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the ... read more..