Monthly Archive

2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3460 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Press Any Key

Press any key to go to get fired. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3587

Put or Putt?

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor."'Putt' is correct," he replied.  "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' mea... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Street Sweeper

Hector was pretty impressed that his street sweeper could do sidewalks at the same time. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Traffic Circle of Death

Julie's driving test had been going well until she reached the traffic circle of death! ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Police Commandeer Vehicle

Officer Hendricks soon lost the suspect after a poor choice of civilian vehicles to commandeer. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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This Town is so Small...

This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.- Th... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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2 min read

Good Lenten Morning 3-23-11

" When the Christ appears, no one will know where He comes from" (John 7:27b). Some of the Jerusalem folks think Jesus is paranoid. Others won't even consider whether He might be the promised Messiah read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Baby Shave

Little Kenny wanted to look his best for the first day of daycare. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Cat Slippers

Things got noisy when an extremely groggy Martha tried to put her slippers on. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
12060

Cat Surprise

Sherry's cat never expected the big surprise was a puppy. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Cat Christmas Angel

Angels announced the good news; Gizmo was ready to enforce it. Picture created especially for Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org byLisa's Cat Lover's Pages ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Kitten Puppy Skunk

Benny thought he'd try a trick he saw on the nature channel. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Puppy Skunk

Benny thought he'd try a trick he saw on the nature channel. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim
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Orangutan Tie

Even the animals at the zoo knew Pastor Tim's tie was a fashion disaster. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Bus Hot Rod

Taxpayers were not happy with how trustees were spending the education budget. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Cat Toy Shock

In retrospect, perhaps using live electrical wire for Ben's swat toy wasn't the best of ideas. ... read more..

Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim
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Hanging On 'til Pay Day

And then you can ride inside. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Praying Moose

Overlooked a third time by the nominating committee, Mr. Moose and family decided to start their own church. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4698

Joining the Church

After the service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. I hadn't met the husband before, and I asked what church he was transferring from.After a short hesitation, he replied, ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Outfit Pick

The cat helped you pick this out for me didn't he. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Dog Outfit Pick

The cat helped you pick this out for me didn't he. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
13387

Snowman Spring

Soon it will be time to call Parson Brown again. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Sign Divorce Sale

On second thought taking a weekend off for a marriage  conference might have been cheaper. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Professional Window Tinting

Nate couldn't afford to have his windows tinted professionally. ... read more..

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Susan Davis
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Can't See, Can't Eat

Morris' theory was you can't eat what you can't see. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Which Woman will You Dine With?

The woman Wisdom and the woman Folly both cry out from the highest part of the city.  After seeing which one is which, which one will you dine with? (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this se... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1956
2 min read

Good SundayMorning 3-20-11

Doubt and despair keep daily company with disciples. And why not? So much of life appears to be at odds with our calling. How shall we find water amid aridity, respect amid anxiety? Life seems to be c... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Chevy Geo Storm

Next year's Geo Storm model is a little underpowered. ... read more..