Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3473 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1078

God Thinks Of You

God thinks of you more than you can ever imagine or count. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111106.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111106.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1405

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from October 9, 16, and 23.www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcast/servicesww... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4685

Head Turner

Here's a really cool optical illusion that is a real head turner.  Look at this picture of the guy looking at you and then begin to move away from the screen.  You should notice something pr... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7882

Trapeze Artist

I used to work as a trapeze artist. Until I was let go.... read more..

God's Penman
3695

Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience

I was reminded recently that the only thing growing in my family tree are fruits and nuts. Personally, I am not sure if I am a fruit or a nut. Just do not ask my wife. I had been away for so long I h... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9906

Polar Bear Envy

Someone's a little jealous of all the attention the elephants get. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11806

Babysitting Triplets

It was clear that Jenny had little experience babysitting triplets. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2683

Fixing Bicycles

I love stories. One of my favorites is about a little girl who was late coming home for supper. Her mother made the expected irate parent's demand to know where she had been. The little girl replied ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
4035

One-liner #0756

"It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life which enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8675

Penguin Zoo

Did you hear about the man that had a pet penguin? Soon after he got his penguin, he was driving in town one day with the penguin sitting on the front seat next to him. A policeman noticed the pengu... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6274

Baby Sermons

Even the church nursery was no place to escape Pastor Tim's Sermons. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8424

Pistol Mailbox

Nobody steals mail from Fred's new mailbox. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
20203

Turkey Disguise

Turkeys around here?  That's the funniest thing I eva hoyd! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1589

Quote #1209

"If you want to change the world forget about Wall Street - occupy church!" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1477

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2011

The last of the funny picture pags from 2006 have been moved to the new Cybersalt site now.  To view them, start at "Florida Squirrel" and keep clicking "next."www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/fl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5993

Doctor's Advice

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1419

Quote #1208

"If all you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2916

Store Clerks

"Grocery store clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers." (Jay Salinger) read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1828

One-liner #0755

"Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7228

Florida Squirrel

Ahhhh . . . the rarely photographed Central Florida Squirrel. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5093

Sheep Weave

Everybody was impressed when Betty came back from the cruise with a weave. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4667

Rabbit Hair Piece

Yes . . . It's a hare piece. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7551

Red Cross Moose

Is there a Doctor in the moose? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4199

Promise Keepers Husband

Pastor John had a lot on his mind - what with planning the Promise Keepers conference and all. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
8537

Horse Hummer

Why? Because Chester doesn't know the words. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7200

Studying Abstract Art

So much for studying abstract in art class. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8265

Motorcycle Dreams

Dream vs. Reality Dream . . . . . Reality . . . . . ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5306

Rappelling Santas

Charlie Team's choice of disguises for their Easter mission totally missed the mark. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1448

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2011

HBTM! Today there are a bunch more funny signs moved over to the new Cybersalt site.  Start at "Unattended Children" and keep clicking from there.www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/unattended-childre... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3390

The Student Mind During Final Exams

Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams 10% The prof. never covered this section! 10% Actual knowledge on the subject. 10% The Teaching Assistant is kinda cute! 10% I knew I should have re... read more..