Monthly Archive

2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3460 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13365

Funny Newspaper Clips

A Few Funny Clips from Newspapers. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9646

Graduation Speech Notes

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech.  He began by reading from his prepared text.  "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he t... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1923
2 min read

Good Lenten Morning 3-18-11

GOOD MORNING,  TODAY IS MARCH 18, 2011 "This was why the Jews were seeking all the more to kill Him, because not only was He breaking the Sabbath, but He was even calling God His own Father, making H... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7671

Governor Jessie Ventura

Former Minnesota governor, Jessie Ventura, had too much influence. ... read more..

Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4254

Living to 104

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th."I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13216

Complaint Button

Your comments are important to us. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12929

Piggy Bank Gas Savings

I've started paying for gas with my savings. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15762

Donut Safe

Rest easy, your donuts are safe eh! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3948

Carried Away Shopping

In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead. 'That,' he... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4455

Stranded on a Desert Island

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.Rushing to the bottle, he pul... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Stopping the Cycles of Sin and Rebellion

When cycles of sin and rebellion seem to roll over and over and over, there are things God's children can do that move Him to act. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the cr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3598

Fishing Mirror

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What... read more..

Important Site News
Pastor Tim
2473

Japanese Earthquake Pause

Like you, I have been particularly struck and moved by the devastation and horrible aftermath of the 8.9 earthquake, subsequent tsunami, and nuclear threat in Japan.Throughout the day I pondered how a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3950

I Think Not

I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur D... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10821

Easy Par

Jeff thought things looked good for par on this hole. ... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4871
2 min read

Suddenly it's March!

Suddenly it’s March! This is how people grow old, isn’t it? Since my last post, we have paid off the last of our consumer debt! We are officially back at $0 and very happy to be there. The rocks in... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3555

First Salute

The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always significant. It's symbolizes authority and prestige.When I pinned on my new Air Force gold bars and stepped out to face ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9136

Honking in Traffic

Another source of honking in traffic. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
9594

If My Nose Was Running Money

Here are some great titles from songwriters in Nashville - and an entertaining song too. Enjoy "If My Nose Was Running Money." ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5566
4 min read

Teenaged Daughter Owner's Manual

Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers. Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations!  You are now the proud new o... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16137

Sign Dog Language

Bilingualism is getting out of control in Canada. read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
16491

Elephant Golf Caddy

John finally found a caddy that would work for peanuts. ... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
12650

Jumbo Love

"Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy for our love?" read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4456

Japp Chocolate Bar Commercial

Here's a fun Japp chocolate bar commercial I had on the old CleanLaugh site for years. It's on Youtube now so I've moved it over to the Funblog.   ... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
9719

Jumbo Elephant Office

Jumbo was opening a branch office for the circus. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7976

Henloops

Here is what happens when you feed Fruit Loops to hens. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
17571

Monkey Train

Toilet training Rosco was a breeze compared to teaching him to drive. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Harvest Anxiety

Harvest anxiety was starting to get to farmer Bill. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Forklift Work Safety

Somebody had to work while the workplace safety seminar was being held. read more..