Monthly Archive

2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3460 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
18963

SOTP Sign

After coming to a complete sotp, you may og. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11338

Sign Lawsuit

I smell a lawsuit coming. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4369

Morning Kiss

A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster. While still in bed, the farmer's wife says, "Pa, you know our neighbor Mr. Jones?""Yes Ma, I reckon I do," replied ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1660

The Futility of Duplicity

We need to remind ourselves and the next generation that it is possible to express faith in God but have hearts that are not loyal to Him.  The consequences of such duplicity is a life of futilit... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4115
2 min read

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Mouse Bomber

Why Mice Shouldn't Be Allowed Internet Access. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3833

Accountancy Exam

Dewey wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the accountancy exam.Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?Dewey: Five.Examine... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11047

Space Delivery

Home delivery will have to do until the food court is open on the International Space Station ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
16003

Dog Lick Face

Why you shouldn't let dogs lick your face. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12324

Extreme Cow Tipping

The extreme cow tipping competition was close. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Happy Pigs

Surveys show that 1 out of 2 pigs enjoy the Cybersalt Site. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4462
4 min read

A Waitress After My Own Heart

I am one who firmly believes the pen is mightier than the sword. Consequently, I have a fully stocked arsenal with every pen and pencil imaginable. I look with a jaundiced eye at the person who is i read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4971
2 min read

Church Bulletin Bloopers

The following have all genuinely appeared in church bulletins!* Next weekend's Fasting & Prayer Conference in Whitby includes all meals.* Sunday morning sermon: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' Sunday ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3815

Open Microphone

While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone on and r... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1493

Cry Out For Deliverance

When the consequences of sin come home to roost in your life, cry out for deliverance. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the croaky voice and odd sniff.) Listen O... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3560

Morning Run

The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Johnson wi... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15984

Eco Harley

Introducing the Eco-Harley ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7527

The Mayor's Burden

One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen an... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11771

Pole Plan

Your local government at work. ... read more..

General News
Pastor Tim
18023

Smartphone Pictures Pose Privacy Risks

Here's an important story on another way to keep your kids safe online.  This time it's how you may be using the Internet that is putting them at risk. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Squats

I don't like to exercise. But then again, I've never had a dog that would exercise with me so perhaps that's what has held me back.  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3739

Police Report

A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the police report were: Q - What warning was given by you?A - Horn. Q - What warning was given by the other party?A - Moo.... read more..

Davis Family News
Pastor Tim
2502

Clayton's Engagement

Pastor Tim and Susan are happy and excited to announce the engagement of their son, Clayton, to Rebecca. The happy couple are planning to marry at the end of August. God bless both of them!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
17691

Empty Nest Syndrome

You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the better part of the last several one-gallon jugs of milk, but still can't bring yourself to buy the one-quart carto... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5257

Eating Out

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You c... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Let the King of Glory Win!

Don't be afraid of trusting Jesus because you doubt his ability to win complete victory. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3"> ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3042

Angry Birds in Real Life Video

OK, I'll admit it. I bought Angry birds for my iPhone so I could play more levels. If you've ever played Angry Birds on your iPhone or Android phone then you know how well done this "Angry Birds in ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Melon Head

It was at that point that Fifi began plotting her revenge. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3477

Thoughts on Golfing

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to ge... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5740

Cheap Motel

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-... read more..