2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #360

03 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2450

I Need

I need a strength to keep me trueAnd starlight in everything I do;I need power to keep me strongWhen I am tempted to do wrong; I need grace to keep me pureWhen passion tries its deadly lure;I need a ... read more..

03 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1528

One-liner #0754

"There are two things I hate: Racists and the Portugese."- Dave Cook read more..

03 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1674

Quote #1207

"Actions speak louder then words, So believe what you see and forget what you heard." read more..

03 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2393

Breakfast Choices

Pancakes or French Toast: I waffle.... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7621

Unattended Children

Not many children ran around the building at Open Doors Community Church. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7791

Quit Stealing Our Letters

A sign of desperation. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5920

Post No Bills

Everybody is a comedian. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7156

Error 404 Road Not Found

Transferring Smith and Jenkins from computer crime to traffic was a big mistake. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5344

Do Not Sit On Crocodile

It looks like it is standing room only today. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4397

Beware of Lambs

Vicar Jones was having second thoughts about accepting a rural parish. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5188

Git-R-Done

And all God's cowboys said, "Ay-min!" ... read more..

03 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1305

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I moved 6 more funny car pictures over to the new Cybersalt site today. Start at "SUV Seizure" and just keep clicking next for as long as you can take it!www.cybersal... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2676

Kleptomania

"If you have kleptomania, don't take anything and call your doctor in the morning." read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5863

Making Up For Lost Time

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on-time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared, and the... read more..

02 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1624

Quote #1206

"In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give, and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

02 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1779

One-liner #0753

"If aliens saw us picking up after our dogs while walking in the park, who will they think is the dominant species?" read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6791

SUV Seizure

Crime does pay - it pays Brazos County at least. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

17190

Ship's Wheel

To back up, just put the transmission in RRRRRRRRRR. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6206

Custom Pipe

Jerry soon regretted letting his nephew customize his exhaust pipe. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6415

Loaded With Nuts

The way some people load their cars is just nuts. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

14644

Car For Sail

Car for sail! Great mileage. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5429

Turkey Buzzard

It was becoming clear to Carol that it was time to buy a new car. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5092

Extended Axle

Frank was a huge Guns N' Roses fan. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4411

Police Car Busseded

Now who's busseded? read more..

02 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1084

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2011

You know when you catch a kid doing something they shouldn't when they think you aren't around? The new video in today's FunBlog proves it happens with cats too. You'll find "Bilingual Cat... read more..