2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #510

24 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4370

Meals Included

Meals included with your lodging. read more..

24 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4354

Watch That Last Step

Lanekeep falling on my head. ... read more..

24 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5006

Interactive Weight Scale

Some things are just getting too interactive. ... read more..

24 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4651

Beware of Retirement in Florida

Beware of Retirement in Florida. read more..

24 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Tank Duck Blind

The Smith brothers always went overboard making their duck blinds. ... read more..

24 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5684

Bud Light Billboard

Yet another reason not to drink. ... read more..

24 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9296

Hostess Twinkies Wedding Cake

Wedding by Hostess. Honeymoon by Jenny Craig. ... read more..

24 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5817

Station Wagon Plow

Have station wagon, will plow. ... read more..

24 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Snow Plow Car 1

Bill was hoping to find a bit more acceptance when he stopped at truck stops. ... read more..

24 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5520

Smokers' Rights

Smokers' Rights ... read more..

24 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5239

Slowest McDonalds in the World.

Obviously not the fastest McDonalds in the world. read more..

24 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4124

Misfortune Meal

Ted spun the wheel of misfortune and lost. To check out Pastor Tim's Top Ten CleanLaughs click here. ... read more..

24 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7829

Car Motorcycle Hybrid

A sidecar was just too small for John. ... read more..

24 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 24, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. You'll find "Funny Cat Playing Basketball" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/funny-cat-playing-basketball Enjoy the rest of today's digest.... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3465

Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?" "Sixty cents," said the driver. The man raced alongside the bus until the next stop and then gasped, "What is ... read more..

23 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2859

Some Great Advice

Some great advice: Don't date because you are desperate.Don't marry because you are miserable.Don't have kids because you think your genes are superior.Don't philander because you think you are irres... read more..

23 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1545

Quote #1199

"She believes in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist."- Jean-Paul Satre read more..

23 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1560

One-liner #0746

"Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?" read more..

23 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6763

Kaleidoscope

"A kaleidoscope is a device for watching automobile accidents." read more..

23 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2718

Caution When Mopping

Be careful when you mop the floor. This Yellow Pages commercial shows how wet you can get the floor. ... read more..

23 Oct

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

980

Own This

We cannot earn the salvation Jesus purchased for us with His life, but we can OWN it. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111023.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111023.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

23 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6529

A Serious No Parking Sign

I don't think they want anyone to park there. read more..

23 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Pasta Pastor Head

Introducing the new pasta of Macaroni Bible Church. ... read more..

23 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 23, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site. He's been working hard at loafing around, but his wife has a different view on what he should ... read more..

22 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Funny Cat Playing Basketball

A funny cat playing basektball? How could this not belong in the FunBlog? Enjoy! ... read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3183

Keyboard Jockey Exercise

For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day) that don't want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm a... read more..

22 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

23188

Message From a Mom to Her Child

Message From A Mom To Her Child: I gave you life, but cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, but I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, but I cannot make you believe. ... read more..

22 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1198

"Pick your friends, but not to pieces." read more..

22 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0745

Whatever doesn't kill me makes me all like, "Whoa! That was close!"... read more..

22 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2536

Marriage Names

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho. She'd be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopr... read more..