Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7772
2 min read

Koala Pun

A man had been feeling unwell for about 3 weeks and went to see his doctor.The doctor told him, "I don't know what you've got but it could be serious so I'm sending you to the Rare Disease Specialist.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2486

Lab Pun

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1972

Labor

My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! CAN'T!""Doctor, what's wrong with my wife!" I cried."It's per... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2165

Lancelot Bed Attire

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?A knight-gown.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4089

Laneway Pun

I hate the speed bump in the laneway of my complex. But I just get over it and move on.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
10083

Latin Puns

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)"Domino vobiscum."(The pizza guy's here.)"Sharpei diem."(Sei read more..

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Pastor Tim
2070

Lawyer Picture

A photographer was hired to take pictures at a lawyers' convention.When he lined up his subjects he got them to look their best by shouting, "Okay everyone, say fees!"... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2332

Lawyer Pun

Clothes don't necessarily make the man, but a good suit makes a lawyer.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1877

Leading

"You can lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead."- Stan Laurel in the short, "BRATS" read more..

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Pastor Tim
6360

Leaning Pun

Bert has this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother him, so he suggested his buddy Louie should see a doctor, and have his legs checked out.For years, ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
13861

Leg Pun

A man goes into the doctor. He says "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3299

Legal Pun

A man went to his lawyer and said, "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it." The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it all to me." The man looked somewhat upset and said,... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2177
3 min read

Legionnaire Pun

There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost. They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resigned t... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2127

Letter Carrying

A letter carrier's career is a mail-dominated profession.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
6222

Letter Pun

Beware of the letter G. It is the end of everything.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2402

Library Glasses

My grandson, Chris, has worn glasses since the age of three. When he was in the first grade he came home one day very distressed. Wanting to find out what was the matter his mother asked, "Chris, what... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2241

Light Pun

(BTW, Saturday's Park Pun was written by Stan Kegel.)A Chinese scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out. He asked members of the audience to raise their hands. As soon as read more..

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Pastor Tim
2933

Lightning Driving

Two men were talking. One says to the other, "My wife drives like lightning."His friend asked, "She drives fast?""No, she hits trees."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1983

Lion Hunting

Before they go out hunting for food, the lion says to his friends, "Let us prey."... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2244

Lion Pun 1

A young missionary on his first term in Africa was reading his Bible in a clearing when a lion came up and laid down beside him. As he quietly prayed for deliverance, another lion came out of the bush... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2237

Lion Pun 2

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2170

Little Known Illnesses

AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearin... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3229

Lobster

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."Amazed at the great value, he said to th... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Lobster Pun

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each." Amazed at the great value, he said to t... read more..

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Pastor Tim
5290

Locksmith

They tried to keep a locksmith in prison, but the nut bolted.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2123

Loosing Weight

Two overweight middle-aged women are on their daily exercise stroll. They were talking about how hard it is to lose weight as one gets older, something with which all you youths must deal eventually.O... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1880

Lost Envelope

Young Mary was a dutiful child. She obeyed every rule and never once contradicted the commands that were issued daily to govern her life.One day, when her aunt was bedridden with the flu, Mary was gi... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1871

Lost Jewelry

What do you call jewelry lost on the golf course?A diamond in the rough.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2110

Lot Pun

The Hebrew school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little David interrupted."My Mommy looked back once while she was DRIVING," he announced triu... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2183

Love Pun

"It's better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loveda tall." - David Chambless read more..