Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1688

One-liner #0435

“Employment applications always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency; I think you should write "911"!”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1931

One-liner #0436

“Everyone is entitled to my opinion.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1408

One-liner #0437

“Everyone is on this low-fat craze now; the Mayo Clinic just changed its name to the Balsamic Vinaigrette Clinic.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1476

One-liner #0438

“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1459

One-liner #0439

“Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1481

One-liner #0440

“Fools rush in...and get all the best seats.”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1748

One-liner #0441

“Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1634

One-liner #0442

“He who hesitates is not only lost but is miles from the next exit.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1648

One-liner #0443

“Here lies Ezekial Aikle age 102 - the Good Die Young.”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1869

One-liner #0444

“Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there...”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1462

One-liner #0445

“He's a fine broth of a boy, too bad some of his noodles are missing.”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1558

One-liner #0446

“Honk if you're rich, cute, and love horses.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1510

One-liner #0447

“How can the world end in 2012 when I have yogurt that expires in 2013?”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1616

One-liner #0448

“How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1751

One-liner #0449

“I am Popeye of Borg; prepare to be askimilgrated.”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1643

One-liner #0450

“I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1372

One-liner #0451

“I can see how astronomers figure out the distance of the stars and their size and temperatures and all that, but what really gets me is how they find out what their names are!”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1464

One-liner #0452

“I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1435

One-liner #0453

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”~Will Rogers... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1409

One-liner #0454

“I doubt, therefore I might be.”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1383

One-liner #0455

“I feel sorry for the guy who has to play the world's smallest violin - everybody just thinks he's being sarcastic.”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1378

One-liner #0456

“I hope I live to be as old as my jokes.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1456

One-liner #0457

“I just read that YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook are merging - it'll be called You-Twit-Face.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1490

One-liner #0458

“I looked at my Christmas tree today and sure enough, I couldn’t see any forests..”... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1486

One-liner #0459

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”- Bernard Manning... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1697

One-liner #0460

“I smile because I have no idea what's going on.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1386

One-liner #0461

“I told a girl she drew her eyebrows to high – she looked surprised.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1727

One-liner #0462

“I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.”... read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1584

One-liner #0463

“I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure.”... read more..

29 Jul

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1799

One-liner #0464

“I wish the chemists who successfully removed the lead from gasoline would try the same with our politicians.”... read more..

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