Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3456

Corporate Change

When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man in my department who suggested we post ... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3464

Shaving Comeback

I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have. I was in a shop once, and an obviously new barber nicked a customer several times while giving him a shave. The new ... read more..

24 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8178

Flu Spread

And that's how the Flu spreads. ... read more..

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4343

Young Love

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't... read more..

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3722

Baggage Problem

The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into the overhead bin. Finally she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage. "When I fly othe... read more..

23 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1581

Ask For Wisdom

If you want to know what to do, ask for wisdom and God will give it to you. If you are just collecting opinions so you can choose what you want to do, you should probably rethink your expectatio... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3572

Passing Notes

An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scr... read more..

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9174

Winter Irony

Winter Irony ... read more..

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3760

Late Superbowl Picture

A late Super Bowl replay image. ... read more..

21 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8253

Old School

Professor Jenkins is old school! ... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4028

Dress Code for Seniors

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: ~ A nose ring and bifocals.~ Spiked hair and bald spots.~ A pierced tongue and dentures.~ Miniskirts and s... read more..

20 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9948

Duct Tape Car Move

Because the store was out of Velcro. ... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3848

Driver's License Examiners

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "Could you get a little closer?" ... read more..

19 Jan

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10834

Cat Bird Cage Fight

Who doesn't enjoy a good cage fight? ... read more..

19 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3553

New Number Request

Mom was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? A medical billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.When she called to complain, she was told to get a new n... read more..

18 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4230

Baby Red Pandas

Who knew there were other options for Pandas besides black and white. I can hardly wait until they come out with the orange ones! ... read more..

17 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9086

Sunroof - Snowroof

Sunroof, Snowroof: Tomato,Tomato ... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3506

Maritime Museum

Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three. The cura... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3813

Barbecue Forks

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..

16 Jan

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1694

Openly Following

Followers of Jesus encounter many pressures from within and without that seek to make them shrink away and hide. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110116.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}pod... read more..

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3859

Stolen Truck

The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Jake replied, "Did you see who it was?"The young man answered, ... read more..

15 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11685

Board Meetings

Pastor Tim's board meetings are a little eccentric. ... read more..

15 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3621

4 min read

Okay, Enough With the Cold Already

Some things in life are so enjoyable you hope they linger forever. Other things, you hope disappear faster than they came, like relatives during the holidays. Why is it they come in faster than they g... read more..

14 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10397

Construction Hair

For Louis, every day at work is a bad hair day. read more..

The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3380

The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."13 "Ca read more..

13 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11489

Cake Order

This is why you should not phone in cake orders. ... read more..

13 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3615

Wind Tunnel Fun

I don't think I ever want to skydive, but this looks like a fun alternative. I'd love to have my own wind tunnel in the backyard, but it looks expensive and that's probably a good thing. I would nev... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4703

5 min read

Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in ... read more..

12 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8518

Tile Cutter

When renting a tile cutter isn't in the budget. ... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3057

Mess Sign

A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the war." Beneath someone had written, "That's fine, but how do we get the enemy to eat it?"... read more..

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