Monthly Archive

November 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 642 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Van Gourd

Way to use your melon, Gourd! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Toy Tank

And so began Jed's recurring nightmare. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Duct Tape Window

For every broken window there is a silver lining. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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A-Team Tank

You can always tell when the A-Team is in town. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Flooded Carburetor

Shiela decided to just tell her husband the carburetor was flooded. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Soccer Crush

Manchester plays the Giants tonight. ... read more..

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Quad Winning

Suddenly Jack wasn't so focussed on winning. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Pirate Plate

When pirates retire. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Motorcycle Gas Saver

What John saves on gas, he spends on gloves. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Van Pool

Jim was getting a long overdue explanation of how vanpools actually work. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mobile Mechanic

Harry's approach to being a mobile mechanic was unorthodox. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 7, 2012

Want to have coffee? Mrs. Cybersalt and I are heading to Washington State this weekend (and not because they just voted to legalize marijuana there.)  Susan is attending a worship conference in R... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Coffee Stir

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fing... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1333

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pants

"I'm not sure which pants to wear today - smarty or fancy?" read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0884

"A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Substitute Teacher

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Parsonage Budget

The budget committee had really cut corners on the new parsonage. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Toilet Dive

In the event of air sickness . . . ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Overachiever

Ben was an overachiever. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Star Wars Desk

Darth Vader's new office at Disney. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Moose Security

Base security was so tight a mouse couldn't get in. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lizard Got Your Tongue?

Lizard got your tongue? ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Restrictions

As Bill grew old, physicians greatly restricted his activities, and it irked him enormously. A nurse had been hired to tend to his needs as he had now been confined to total bed rest. "Nurse, I would... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 6, 2012

It has been a while since I've had a new entry for "The Hall of Flames" - my collection of e-mails from people who are less than noble in their complaints about Cybersalt. Well, today there is a new o... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1332

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."- Martin Luther read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Nostalgia

"I remember when I used to be nostalgic: I miss those days." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0883

"Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for s... read more..

Hall of Flames
Pastor Tim
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I Find This 'Joke' Tasteless

As many of you know, I have a seperate newsletter for jokes that I think are funny but that might not be the "cup of tea" others are looking for from a pastor.  Each mailing I send out on the Pea... read more..