Monthly Archive

December 2012
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One-liners
Pastor Tim
2001

One-liner #0904

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1764

Quote #1352

"Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight."- author unknown read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4830

Pretzel Charity

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a qua... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7494

Mayan Calendar Break

One more problem we have beer to thank for. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1185

Cybersalt News - December 19, 2012

Today I am eating a big old humble sandwich with MAYAN-aise on it.  It turns out that all this time I have been using a picture of the Aztec calendar when referring to the Mayan calendar.  I... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3398

Cheap Aid

Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson. "That depends," he said.  "They run from $2.00 t... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10695

Mayan Calendar Correction

Don't worry about mixing them up - it's not the end of the world.  ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2342

Went To A Movie

I went to a movie . . . there and back again: This is becoming Hobbit-forming.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2111

One-liner #0903

"The Mayan calendar predicts that December 21, 2012 will be the most annoying day on Facebook ever," read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3191

It Sure Is

An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband got out of bed and went into the living room (parlor) to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hell... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1438

Quote #1351

"There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions." G.K. Chesterton read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1376
3 min read

Preparations

One week before Christmas I am finally starting to settle into anticipation and soak in the Christmas spirit. I’m really glad because some years December is so hectic it feels like savouring Chr... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1234

Cybersalt News - December 18, 2012

I can't believe the end is coming on Friday - the end of Mayan calendar jokes that is!  Yes, there's a new funny doomsday picture on the Cybersalt today.  You'll find "Oreo OK!" at:www.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1606

Apprehension

As a new employee for a discount brokerage firm, I went for a month of classroom training. Warning us about the volume of information we were required to memorize, one trainer suggested we make lots o... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1783

One-liner #0902

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."- Rita Rudner read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1642

Quote #1350

‎"Thankfully our Savior is not Santa Claus. He gave His best to us because we were not good."- Moe Bergeron... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3650

Banking Woes

The girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried. "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank,... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6135

Oreo OK!

Another reason why Oreos make so many people feel better. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3589

I'm Not Mayan

The Mayan calendar came up recently when we were trying to schedule our Christmas program. We wanted to be sure and do it before the 21st, just in case. However, I got our joking Music Minister when... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1727

Delegating

The featured guest on our local radio talk show was a woman who owned a home-cleaning service. After she described what her clients could expect, the program's telephone lines were opened to the audi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1249

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2012

We interrupt this Christmas season for a word about the end of the world, Mayan style! As you undoubtedly have heard by now, the Mayan calendar runs out this Friday, December 21, 2012.  It's the... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1525

Quote #1349

"A great many of those who 'debunk' traditional values have in the background values of their own which they believe to be immune from the debunking process."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2411

Jedi Master

Would you respect a Jedi master blinded by a stick? Not a single eye Yoda!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1997

One-liner #0901

Had the Mayans been any good at predicting the end of the world they would have seen the Spanish coming.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3049

Know Your States

The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11053

Mayan Weather Forecast

Here is this week's long range Mayan weather forecast. ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1813

Joy - Live It!

Joy is something to be lived - not something only to be felt. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121216.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1277

Cybersalt News - December 16, 2012

Sunday greetings everybody. Here's what's new on the Cybersalt site today. My Christmas message from last week is uploaded to the Westside Bible Church website.  You can listen to "Peace - ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3605

The Wedding Dress

Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was beaming with pride as she gave her consent. Later in the evening,... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2904
4 min read

So, This Is How The World Ends

Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a s... read more..