2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2790

16 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1287

"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes." - Antisthenes read more..

16 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0838

"Stop anthropomorphizing tools - they hate it." read more..

16 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief were began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the ... read more..

16 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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World Coveting Championship

World Coveting Championship: Looks likes this year's contest will come down to who wants it more.... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Type O Blood

Type O blood predisposes people to make more mistakes when they type.... read more..

15 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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Room for Anguish

This year I had such a rich experience of Lent and Easter, and it really caused me to reflect on how Christianity is a faith that has room for anguish, that suffering is neither foreign nor unexpected... read more..

15 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Proclaiming Truth

People will never hear the truth about Jesus unless we tell and teach it to them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

14 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Parallel Lines

"Parallel lines have got so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet." read more..

13 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Psalm 22

Minute Waltz: Not meant to be completed in a minute. Twenty-second Psalm... also not gonna happen.... read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 13, 2012

Today's newest addition to the FunBlog is some amazing timelapse photography of the aurora borealis over Sweden. I'm not sure why You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/aurora-boreali... read more..

12 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Bible

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I ... read more..

12 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1286

‎"Porn makes someone other than your spouse your standard of beauty." @PastorMark... read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0837

"Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Joey Sets The Table

A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. ... read more..

12 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Aurora Borealis Over Sweden

Here's some amazing time lapse video of extreme auroras in the skies above Abisko National Park in Sweden. ... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Bakery Bliss

Bakery Bliss: It's nice to be kneaded.... read more..

11 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 12, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Would you like to see an invisible Mercedes? If so, come look in my driveway or watch the newest video in the FunBlog at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/invisible-m... read more..

11 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Invisible Mercedes

If you want to see an invisible Mercedes you can come look in my driveway. If that is too far to travel you can just watch this video. ... read more..

11 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Reverent Behavior

At a local church, the members take pride in the reverent behavior of the children during the sermons. Asked how they engendered this profound respect for the Almighty, one elder explained to me: "I... read more..

11 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0836

"Sliced bread: The best thing since ripped up bread." read more..

11 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1285

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." read more..

11 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Pedantic Kleptomaniacs

Pedantic kleptomaniacs take things literally.... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Lots of Kids

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot ... read more..

11 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 11, 2012

There's a new entry in the FunBlog today. It's a video that starts out a little slow, but I think "Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy" will impress and entertain you in the end.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/mn... read more..

10 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1877

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Do It Now

The head of a small industrial company posted DO IT NOW signs all around his office and plant in hopes of getting better results from his workers. Some weeks later, when asked why he was removing the... read more..

10 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Ballet Audition

There was once a beautiful fairy who yearned to be a ballet dancer. When she heard that the Royal Ballet was holding auditions in a nearby town, she harnessed 100 white pigeons to her chariot and flew... read more..

10 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Foreign Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge t... read more..