Monthly Archive

2012
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3088 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6494

Flat Screen TV

 Some flat screens install easier than others. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2481

As They Get Old Pun - Part 2

As They Get Old . . . Old hackers never die, they just go to bits. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips. Old hippies never die, they just smell that way. Old horticultu... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3532

Sick Days

It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1649

One-liner #0834

"The plan for the paperless office looked good  . . . on paper." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1580

Quote #1283

"Contentment begins where comparison ends." read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
1565

Christ Lives - So Should We!

In light of the resurrection of Jesus, we should live too! Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120408.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1527
3 min read

Spending Time

Recently, taking some quiet time to reflect on my goals and priorities helped me decide to try and sell my old textbooks. I always liked having them around just in case I needed to look something up, ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1585
4 min read

Reading Less to Do More

I read a lot of blogs. It's a pretty entertaining pastime, and it always gives me something interesting to think and talk about. A friend of mine asked me how I find the blogs I read, and the answer i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 3, 2012

Yes, that's right - two mailings in three days! There is a new video in the Funblog today.  Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a l... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3262

Bluegrass Birdy

Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a listen! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2068

Terror Cells in Church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2709

Seattle Cinderella

Did you know that Cinderella was a Seattle native? Who else would need a fairy to get to the ball?... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1711

One-liner #0833

"You've outdone yourself, as usual." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1562

Quote #1282

"People who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3525

Senate Comeback

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!" All the othe... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1163

Staged Healing

The work of healing God has for you may happen in stages. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1516

Cybersalt News - April 1, 2012

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! Yes, it's me again posting after another long absence.  There are a few things to catch you up on. First of all, remember my article entitled, "Where Are The... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2447

Judging Others

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the la... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1582

Quote #1281

"All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward."- Ellen Glasgow read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2471

As They Get Old Pun - Part 1

As They Get Old . . . Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old actors never die, they just drop apart. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. Old architects never die... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1867

One-liner #0832

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4445

Internet Cleaning

As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, a... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3822

Morse Code App For Smart Phones!

Who says that old things aren't worth anything?  The return of morse code in this new smart phone keyboard app proves differently!             af!... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1318

Help That Isn't Helpful

When we try too hard to help the Holy Spirit do His job, our help hurts the kingdom of God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1183

More Than You Can Bear

God reveals His plan a bit at a time because knowing it all is more than we can bear. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1583

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2012

My daughter, Alyssa, has been writing a blog for some time.  At times it is pretty funny and at other times it is pretty inspiring.  Sometimes it's even both - no surprise to me.  Anywa... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13429

Grandma Slots

For the life of her, Emma couldn't figure out how to work these crazy quarter operated TVs. (This picture is of Jeff "The Back Pew" Larson's mom, Nellie. Used with permission) ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11222

Security Gate

With the rise of neighborhood crime Edna kept the gate to her yard locked tight. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6961

Unexpected Fishing Catch

Jay never expected this when he used hot dogs for bait. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5230

House Rent Reduction

Carl was seriously considering lowering the rent on the upstairs suite. ... read more..