Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3067 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Bluegrass Birdy

Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a listen! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Terror Cells in Church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Seattle Cinderella

Did you know that Cinderella was a Seattle native? Who else would need a fairy to get to the ball?... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0833

"You've outdone yourself, as usual." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1282

"People who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Senate Comeback

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!" All the othe... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Staged Healing

The work of healing God has for you may happen in stages. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 1, 2012

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! Yes, it's me again posting after another long absence.  There are a few things to catch you up on. First of all, remember my article entitled, "Where Are The... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Judging Others

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the la... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1281

"All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward."- Ellen Glasgow read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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As They Get Old Pun - Part 1

As They Get Old . . . Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old actors never die, they just drop apart. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. Old architects never die... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0832

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Internet Cleaning

As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, a... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Morse Code App For Smart Phones!

Who says that old things aren't worth anything?  The return of morse code in this new smart phone keyboard app proves differently!             af!... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Help That Isn't Helpful

When we try too hard to help the Holy Spirit do His job, our help hurts the kingdom of God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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More Than You Can Bear

God reveals His plan a bit at a time because knowing it all is more than we can bear. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 16, 2012

My daughter, Alyssa, has been writing a blog for some time.  At times it is pretty funny and at other times it is pretty inspiring.  Sometimes it's even both - no surprise to me.  Anywa... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Grandma Slots

For the life of her, Emma couldn't figure out how to work these crazy quarter operated TVs. (This picture is of Jeff "The Back Pew" Larson's mom, Nellie. Used with permission) ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Security Gate

With the rise of neighborhood crime Edna kept the gate to her yard locked tight. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Unexpected Fishing Catch

Jay never expected this when he used hot dogs for bait. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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House Rent Reduction

Carl was seriously considering lowering the rent on the upstairs suite. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cleaned Up Dictator

Boy! He sure cleaned up nice! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1280

"Never get into a blinking contest with a fish."- Ian Maigler  read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Christian Football

Christian Football Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Half-time - The period between Sunda... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Three Things Thursday [Vol.6]

This week I would like to share 3 awkward moments I have experienced on the TTC- the Toronto Transit Commission: Wondering if the person across from you is INSANE or just speaking a foreign language ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Factory Explosion

Breaking News Story: Explosion at local Cheese factory... Nothing left but de Brie.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0831

"Curiosity Killed the Cat: that's the dog's story, and he's sticking to it!" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 14, 2012

There are 5 more funny car pictures on the updated Cybersalt site today.  You'll find the first one (Car Phone Man) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-phone-man  Enjoy the rest of ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Phone Man

Someone paid too much for his mobile phone - and he can't even use it while he's driving now. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Padlock

Ronny believed in a multi-layered approach to car security. ... read more..