Monthly Archive

2012
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Behavior Modification Reinforcers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2405

Behavior Modification Reinforcers

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in s... read more..
Weather Forecaster
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3935

Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ra... read more..
Superman Problem
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2272

Superman Problem

Few people know that Superman had a real problem with kleptomania. He's the man of steal.... read more..
Oz Flick
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2315

Oz Flick

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick -- two women fighting over a pair of shoes.... read more..
One-liner #0829
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1671

One-liner #0829

"We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done." read more..
Joy In The Midst of Disappointment
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1068

Joy In The Midst of Disappointment

Complete obedience leads to complete joy and that leads to remaining in Jesus love. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Ikea Mission
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2416

Ikea Mission

IKEA Mission Possible: Prepare to self construct.... read more..
One-liner #0828
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1691

One-liner #0828

I start everyday with a sit up - I've done over 19,000 so far.... read more..
Quote #1277
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1509

Quote #1277

"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."- W.A. Mozart  read more..
Wax On, Wax Off
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2372
3 min read

Wax On, Wax Off

I was praying about prayer earlier this week. I want to pray, and I love to pray, but days keep going by with just a few God-ward thoughts and maybe a "hey God, help me not to suck today please. I'd read more..
Playing Through
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3068

Playing Through

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, "I am a deaf mute.  May I play through, please?"The first man angrily gave ... read more..
"Demo Dummies" Movie Released
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
4084

"Demo Dummies" Movie Released

Cybersalt is excited to pass along news of the release of "Demo Dummies" - a Matador Films movie about demo drivers at Western Speedway in Victoria, British Columbia. Many of you know that is the spee... read more..
Penny Problems
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10621

Penny Problems

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that ... read more..
Parent Education
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1848

Parent Education

On a flight to Florida, Mary was preparing notes for one of the parent education seminars she conducted. The elderly woman sitting next to Mary explained that she was returning to Miami after having ... read more..
Neutral Painting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2262

Neutral Painting

Decorating: I'm thinking of painting the living room walls something neutral.... maybe Switzerland.... read more..
One-liner #0827
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1717

One-liner #0827

"One: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?" read more..
Cybersalt News - March 09, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1587

Cybersalt News - March 09, 2012

As you have probably heard by now, I have not won any electoral seats in the primaries this year, so I am officially suspending my campaign and returning to working on the Cybersalt Site.  It may... read more..
Bad Day at Work
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4956
3 min read

Bad Day at Work

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater r... read more..
Goober at the River
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3421

Goober at the River

You can find a picture of a goober at www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A goober goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another goober on the opposite b... read more..
Quote #1276
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1523

Quote #1276

The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.... read more..
Taking New Land
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1413

Taking New Land

I have been so blessed by the girls' small group that meets here on Mondays. This week we had a brief Bible study and then spent some time thinking/praying about some questions to apply the story to read more..
God Says
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1449
2 min read

God Says

God says: Pranking blind people ain't funny, yo.Reading the Bible for Lent has been so good for me. For the most part it hasn't even been a huge burden, it just eliminates any questions of what to re read more..
Don't Be a Sucker
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1039

Don't Be a Sucker

Disconnecting from Jesus brings a dryness to our lives that leaves us unable to anything lasting with out lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120304.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}po... read more..
A Really Interesting Story
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1458

A Really Interesting Story

I am still without the itch to blog, just enjoying life as it happens and trying to focus more on the good than the not-great. I'm enjoying a lazy Sunday afternoon, listening to music, cooking for to read more..
Daytona 500 - 2012 Mayan Edition
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5755

Daytona 500 - 2012 Mayan Edition

Some people saw this coming! ... read more..
Male Chauvinism In Space
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1823

Male Chauvinism In Space

A space shuttle was launched with two monkeys and a woman on board. Once the shuttle was in orbit, the control centre radioed instructions: "Monkey number one! Monkey number one to the console!" The ... read more..
One-liner #0826
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2070

One-liner #0826

"R2D2 was the most foul mouthed movie character of all time - they beeped out every word he said." read more..
Good Enough?
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1086

Good Enough?

When living our lives, we need to do what is right before God - not just what seems good enough to us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120226.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..
Busy in a Good Way
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1659
3 min read

Busy in a Good Way

I was wondering how this past week flew by without managing a post, because often that means I've been swamped with life or I've been overwhelmed in my mind or spirit and have nothing left to write a read more..
Waldo Trouble
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2213

Waldo Trouble

"I'm having trouble finding myself."-  Waldo in Therapy read more..
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