Monthly Archive

2012
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3088 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2540

Cat vs. Comma

Cat vs Comma: A cat has it's claws at the end of it's paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1633

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are no new pages on the Cybersalt site today so why not just enjoy a fun game of old school bubbleshooter at:www.cybersalt.org/games/bubble-shooter  Enjoy the r... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1610

Quote #1275

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1787

Wedding Engagement

I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the c... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4432

Check Your Bill

A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, fax, photocopying, and ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1077

When You Are Behind In Faith

When you feel behind others in faith, wait on God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2005

One-liner #0825

Rearrange the letters in SLOT MACHINES and you get CASH LOST IN ME.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2301

Characters - 140

I'm glad Twitter has a character limit of 140 instead of 144. That would be gross.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1094
3 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.5]

I am planning to keep Lent this year - I think it's the first time ever. I have been attending an Anglican church since the new year began and am developing such an appreciation for the church calend read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1950

Quote #1274

"If there was more courting in marriages there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2129

One-liner #0824

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. "But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2481

Furniture Factory

A man fell into a machine at the furniture factory. He's fully recovered now.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1453

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2012

Any of you men out there in the doghouse because you committed a Valentine's Day gift FAIL yesterday?  Today's FunBlog features two tongue in cheek commercials on how to get out.  Not surpri... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7369

Jesus Loves You Church Sign

Faith Community Church had an interesting theory about unanswered prayer. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9082

Honk If You Sign

Send this page to your friends. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7584

Guy Behind Me Sign

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10660

Free Tacos Sign

Snooze you lose. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7509

Dairy Queen Lizzard Sign

I'll have a slice of chamaeleon please. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1847

One-liner #0823

AIBOHPHOBIA: (n.) the fear of palindromes... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1625

Quote #1273

"There should be, in the soul halls of space, avenues of leisure and high porticos of silence...where God waits."- Jeremy Taylor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2296

Goal Update

"No, I'm not going to give up trying to become The Invisible Man: Have I made myself clear?" read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
11123

Walgreens Sign - 501 Degrees

You know you are in Nevada when . . . ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2229

The Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3704

Johnny's Home

After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy repli... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1560
2 min read

Happy

During the sermon this week, while the pastor was making a very good point about why praying in Jesus' name involves submitting to God's will, he made an unfortunate side-comment about marriage. It w read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1470

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2012

Hey look - it's me again!  Where have I been?  All I can say is that I really am a pastor (as much as some of you may wonder) and sometimes church happens.  Hopefully my absence ha... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4320
4 min read

It All Began with a Love Note

Forty-one years ago, I was a naïve 19-year-old just beginning life's journey. I do not like to brag but I was the poster child for naïveté. I had a few ideas about life but too few to make me a contri... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2064
2 min read

Tell the Secret

A woman named Vicki once knew a young person at church named Betty. Betty always seemed effervescent and happy, although Vicki knew she had faced struggles in her life. Her long-awaited marriage had q... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
4630

One-liner #0822

“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”- G.K. Chesterton... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1532

Quote #1272

"Life is full of commitments: Even when you are born there is a string attached." read more..