Monthly Archive

2012
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3088 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3301

Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1433
2 min read

Meal Plan - Phase 2

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2799

Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1691

One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2807

Cogito Ergo Spud

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1863

Debt, Repayment, Reputation

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1432

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days.  That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1507

Quote #1264

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8848

Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9507

Teen Learner's Permit

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6774

Renamed Ford pickup Truck

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7070

Mini Golf On Car Roof

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10801

Casket Hot Rod Dragster

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4500
2 min read

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1725

One-liner #0814

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1053

Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2429

Cooking Deadline

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1792

One-liner #0813

"I'm trying to find myself, but to make it interesting I'm wearing camouflage." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1963
2 min read

Our Second Week on the Maker's Diet

This week went much easier than last week! Sunday (day 7) I had a BAD cold, so I took it easy all day and managed to recover in time for work Monday. Barely. I still had a stuffy nose for the first p read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1793

One-liner #0812

"If you fall, I'll always be there to catch you."- floor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4526

Hedgehogs

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1581

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2012

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bull Frog Ant Crusher" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bull-frog-ant-crusher  There is also a new inspirational video ... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
3304

Why I Hate Religion - Spoken Word

This spoken word about religion is a word well spoken! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4632

Do Not Disturb

After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway throu read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2241

Cloud 8

Two angels are talking on Cloud #8 when one says,  "Well yes, I am happy but I COULD be happier...."... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1548

One-liner #0811

A cop pulled me over and said, "Papers" to which I replied, "Scissors" and drove away.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1620
2 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.2]

Number one - I started reading Anna Karenina on my Christmas eReader, and it is way easier to get into than I expected! I downloaded it free from Kobo because it's a classic, and I like to be classy read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1487

More on Praise

I read Psalm 50 today, and verses 12-15 emphasize so much what I have been thinking about praise. They say (God is speaking):"If I were hungry, I would not tell you,for the world and its fullness are read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3180

Bull Frog Ant Crusher

This is why people don't have frogs as personal assistants! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2594

Get Along

A cowboy walked into a pet store and asked to buy a Dachsund. The store clerk asked why he chose that breed and the cowboy replied, "Because someone told him to "get a long little doggy."... read more..