2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3030

03 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

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Casket Delivery

That was the last time that Wrigley's Funeral Home hired anyone with "Pizza Delivery Guy" in his resume history. ... read more..

03 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

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Camera Van

Smile for the cameras. ... read more..

03 Jan

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - January 3, 2012

In December, I took a break of pace in moving pages from the old Cybersalt site to the new one. Some of you have noticed that the links in the "Latest Funny Pictures" module (in the right hand c... read more..

02 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

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Mother-In-Law Paging

When my demanding mother-in-law found out that I had a pager, I knew that she would buzz me a hundred times a day. I told her that when she calls she could save time by spelling out "M-O-M" on the ph... read more..

02 Jan

Quotes

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Quote #1258

"Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."- Carl Sandburg read more..

02 Jan

One-liners

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One-liner #0806

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Haven't Slept

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

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Prayer Postions

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results ... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

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School Bus Boat Trailer

Things to do today: 1. - Get Up 2. - Go To Work 3. - Fishin' ! ... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

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Coyote Fan and Road Runner Hunter

Someday, someone is going to get that road runner. ... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

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Bird Dog

Seriously, would someone please stop the Raelians! ... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

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Bills Rural Mailbox

Josh finally found a way to keep spending while still balancing his budget. ... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

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Road Conditions

Road Conditions? Bear. ... read more..

02 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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What I'm Into Vol. 1

I'm not always that into stuff. Life happens day by day, framed by work and chores, commuting and running errands. But. I don't know whether it was the super-duper Christmas AND New Year's long weeke read more..

02 Jan

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - January 2, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. You can enjoy "Catastrophe Box" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/catastrophe-box Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

01 Jan

One-liners

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One-liner #0805

"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair." read more..

01 Jan

Clean Puns

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Cyclops Teacher

My granddaughter Ashley just started kindergarten the other day & she came home with the strangest tale I've heard in years. Seems like her school had a Cyclops for a teacher but he had... read more..

01 Jan

Quotes

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Quote #1257

Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.- Martin Luther... read more..

01 Jan

Sermons

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Letting Some Things Go

Sometimes you have to let something go before you can see the change and growth you want in your life. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20120101.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm2012... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

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Helpful Mechanic

Sally told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."... read more..

01 Jan

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - January 1, 2012

Happy New Year everybody! There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find, "Here We Go Again; The art of Redundancy" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/h... read more..