October 2013 - Monthly Archive

28 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1993

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Quote #1389

"How do you know if you are a servant? By how you react when someone treats you as one."- Dawson Trotman read more..

28 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7440

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Brie Cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? read more..

28 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2512

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One-liner #0941

I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider’s web.... read more..

27 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1321

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Helping Ourselves to Learn

There are a number of things we can do to help ourselves learn what God is teaching us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3"> ... read more..

26 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1703

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Cybersalt News - October 26, 2013

It's been a while since I added a new funny cat or dog picture to the Cybersalt Site, so I've added one of each today! However, they go together and can only live in one directory so you will fi... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

8020

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Cat and Dog Road Trips

We've all seen the difference between how dogs and cats ride in cars. This explains so much! ... read more..

26 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2408

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Volunteering

One of those physical fitness club franchises was preparing to enter the international market. They placed ads in newspapers all over the county for people who could represent them on a tour. The ad s... read more..

26 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2049

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Quote #1388

"Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying a grudge the other guy's out dancing." - Buddy Hackett read more..

26 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3732

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Drafts Folder

Every time I click on my drafts folder a window opens: it's cool! read more..

26 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2150

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One-liner #0940

If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which it is located. read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4139

2 min read

Mother's Flu

(Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.) Monday A.M.Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under control. Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu for dinner planned. read more..

25 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1728

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Cybersalt News - October 25, 2013

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Time For Ambivalence" at:www.cybersalt.org/338x Also, please note that the Cybersalt Site will be offline for a few hour... read more..

24 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5445

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Time for Ambivalence

It's time for ambivalence. ... read more..

24 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2292

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Tennis Ball Lesson

A college professor had the mysterious habit of removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket as he walked into the lecture hall each morning. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving... read more..

24 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2227

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Quote #1387

"A monument only says, 'At least I got this far,' while a footprint says, 'this is where I was when I moved again.'"- William Faulkner. read more..

24 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3422

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Sleep

Sleep: There's a nap for that! read more..

24 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2289

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One-liner #0939

My pillow is my hair stylist.... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4383

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Zeek's Hang Glider

In the back woods of Gooberland, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek, however, decided to save up and bought himself a hang-glider. He took it to the highest mountain and after strug... read more..

24 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1749

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Cybersalt News - October 24, 2013

This is a shout-out to Daniel Redd Jones who left the following note on the Cybersalt Facebook Fanpage - "I am honestly surprised that your page doesn't have more likes! Lol, you were my favorite webs... read more..

24 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4536

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Traffic Jam Prank

There is stuck in traffic and then there is STUCK in traffic. This is a great prank. ... read more..

23 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2207

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Doctor's Bill

Jill received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mis... read more..

23 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2000

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Quote #1386

"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."- Tom Stoppard read more..

23 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2897

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Average

Calling someone average is mean. read more..

23 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2473

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One-liner #0938

If I don't clean my home soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7828

2 min read

Trapper's Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated ... read more..

23 Oct

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

6116

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Thanks for Subscribing!

Thanks for subscribing! You don't have to wait for the next edition to arrive before you can enjoy content from Cybersalt. The newsletter archives are waiting for you to start exploring. To vi... read more..

23 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1689

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Cybersalt News - October 23, 2013

I spent about 90 minutes in a cold, damp, foggy cemetery yesterday recording Cybersalt Shaker Episode #008. So far as videos in cemeteries go it was pretty uneventful - though one squirrel was clearly... read more..

23 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5009

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Liking and Loving the Bad - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #008

Liking news of a good man's death on Facebook prompts Pastor Tim to shine a new light on Romans 12:19-21. ... read more..

23 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2301

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Power Of Suggestion

The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef. "Your veal parmigiana was superb,"... read more..

23 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1971

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Quote #1385

“Here’s what’s surprising about making sense of your life in God’s story: the story is not about you—it’s about him. He is both the author and the main character, and he has written you into his story... read more..