Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 322 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Buckle Up

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.  She was stark naked!  As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Investing, Long Term Planning

Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Lipkowitz finally decided it was time to give up her apartment in New York and move to Miami. She was given the name of a Florida realtor, who enthusiastical... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Burns and Benny

Jack Benny and George Burns became friends when both were young performers working their way up through the vaudeville circuit, and they remained friends until Benny died. One day, they were lunching ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Words and Questions From the Wise

*Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Rat Park

A message that looks at how all followers of Jesus have a place in the church and how nobody should keep other followers of Jesus from belonging. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150125.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 25, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site.  You can listen to "A Plan for Troubled Times" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/a-plan-for-... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Duelling Barbers

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be out... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 24, 2015

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Time to Change Bakeries" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4hd I have also added new pages to some other sites that I have a role in. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Time To Change Bakeries

It's a sign you should change bakeries. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Class Drop

I dropped out of communism class: lousy Marx.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1423

"Secularism, materialism, and the intrusive presence of things have put out the light in our souls and turned us into a generation of zombies." - A.W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0975

The only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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God's Power

A boy was helping his mother bring the clothes in off the line as a storm threatened. As they brought in the last armload and closed the door, the boy waved his hand at the heavens and said, "Okay Go... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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20 Like You

A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you." "Wow, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith. "Y... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Tatoo Regert

Oh, I think you have at least one. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Motivation

The cowboy walked into the tack shop. "How much for a pair of spurs?" he asked the sales clerk. "Forty dollars." The cowboy looked in his wallet, thought for a moment, then pulled out a twenty. "I'l... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Johnny's F

Little Johnny stared at his test paper. The big read "F" stared back at him. Freddie looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low grade on that test?" "Because of an absence," J... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1422

"For every mile of road there's two miles of ditch." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0974

If ceiling fans could hold your weight, you'd never be bored again.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Flower Order

By the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left.   The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 22, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/coop-car Enjoy t... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Coop Car

It's definitely not a sedan - it's a coop! or The party is overwhen the coop car arrives. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Jonah Comeback

A little girl was talking to her teacher about Jonah being swallowed by a great fish. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a fish to swallow a human because even though they were large th... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1421

"The grass isn't greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it." - @freesermons read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0973

I'm allergic to food – I break out in fat.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cookie Cutter House

"I just don't want to live in a cookie cutter house."- Gingerbread family read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Inheritances

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars." "To my son... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 21, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Peppercide" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Peppercide

It turns out vegans aren't so innocent after all! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Recruiting Crisis

The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and tha... read more..