Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1323 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5383

3rd Grader's Explanation of God

Written by Danny Dutton, age 8, from Chula Vista, California, for his third grade homework assignment to "Explain God." "One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones tha... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Miles Logged" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/log-bumper  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1013

We all think we're pretty smart until we try to turn on someone else's shower.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1012

The cool part about naming your kid is you don't have to add 6 numbers to make sure the name is available.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1427

Easily Robbed

Take it from me: I'm easily robbed.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2487

Tense and Moody

Verbs: always tense and moody.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6946

Miles Logged

This van has logged a few miles in its time. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1886

Pediatricians

Pediatricians tend to have very little patients.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1011

I personally stay away from health foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get. - George Burns... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
17684

Sore Knee

Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!" The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2109

True Prayer

A man had a habit of grumbling at the food his wife placed before him at family meals. Then he would ask the blessing. One day after his usual combination complaint-prayer, his little girl asked, "Dad... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
1599

Evangelicalism in America X-Ray

Here is a great 6 minute x-ray of Evangelicalism in America.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 24, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Do you remember your first taste of bacon? I think this kid will for a long time. Check out "First Bacon" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1514

Look to Christ

What does it mean to look to Christ? William Fenner (1600–1640) explains: "When a man looks to Christ in such a way that he follows him; when a man sees him as his only means of being happy, godly, a... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3605

First Bacon

This little boy's first taste of bacon expresses what so many of us already know. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3299

The Difference of a Year

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1831

There They Go Again

As Christians, it is our responsibility to be a witness to our neighbors but, also, to let our witness show by our faithfulness in the family of God and the house of God every opportunity we can. As o... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Nothing Written On It" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nothing-written-on-it  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1690

What Gives You?

Preamble: As I hope you know, understand, and even appreciate, the PearlyGates list/section features clean, theologically and/or politically incorrect jokes and humor. I mention this as an introductio... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2087

Perfection

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4183

Nothing Written On It

Be careful when you order a cake withnothing written on it. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3962

Oil Spill

After a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the convenience store to get another bag t... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
3756

Elephant Exhaustion

Tina's first day at the office was exhausting. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3916

No Speaka Da German

A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including th... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1525

Mandatory Attendance

It used to be that in order for a college student to receive credit for a particular course, a card that listed his or her courses had to be signed by the instructor/lecturer. It was, at the time, pol... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1459

"You can't take it with you. The Egyptians tried and they got robbed." - Denzel Washington read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1458

"I find the Trinity endlessly interesting but hopelessly above my pay grade and station." - Leonard Sweet read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1939

Quote #1457

"At the end of the day, God's power is not primarily about victory over your particular situation. It's about the glory of His name on earth. Sometimes He does that by giving you victory over an obs read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2008

Drug Dealer Tax Help

Attention Drug Dealers operating in the Randall County area: Tax Season is upon you! With the April 15th deadline rapidly approaching, we know how hard it can be for you to provide a detailed ac... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lightheaded at Work

"These sparks are making me so lightheaded." read more..