2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #420

15 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2599

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Quote #1547

“Blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him. They will be like a tree planted by the water that sends out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes; read more..

15 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Wedding Vows

Mrs. Frobisher and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, and everyone had driven off to the receptio... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3666

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Scheduled Shot

At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. T... read more..

15 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1922

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One-liner #1098

When I was little, I didn't care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me; looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious that my parents didn't care either.... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3700

<1min

Name That Baby

When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents' private conversations. One day, when Diane and her 4-year-... read more..

15 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1320

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Cybersalt News - August 15, 2016

Sometimes it's the little things that give us confidence or concern in a product we're using - as evidenced by the newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Elevator Rethink" at:ww... read more..

14 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3959

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Elevator Rethink

Maybe the stairs would be a better choice. ... read more..

14 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1275

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Cybersalt News - August 14, 2016

Sunday greetings, everyone. The Cybersalt Newsletters did not go out yesterday. Mrs. Cybersalt and I had family over and took the time to enjoy them. This morning, as you will see in the picture to t... read more..

13 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2420

4 min read

Pinching Pennies in a Nickel Economy

An incident happened this past week that created for me a certain pause to think about things. I don’t often think about too many things. After all, with only one little gray cell, it is hard to thin... read more..

13 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2454

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Criticism, Feedback, Judgement

A minister was opening his mail one morning and drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "FOOL." The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people ... read more..

13 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3003

<1min

Quote #1546

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight li read more..

13 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5239

<1min

The Good Night Kiss

At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2162

<1min

Twelve-Step Stop

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8216

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Self Defense

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might... read more..

12 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

3692

<1min

Eye Appointment Procrastination

It looks like somebody put off their eye exam a little too long. ... read more..

12 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1320

<1min

Cybersalt News - August 12, 2016

Have you been procrastinating about going for an eye exam? Today's Funny Car picture is a good example of why you shouldn't. You'll find "Eye Appointment Procrastination" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-ca... read more..

11 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2058

<1min

Quote #1545

The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply. - Stephen R. Covey read more..

11 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2503

<1min

Marriage, Engagement

Little Billy took his girlfriend downtown to get married. The marriage license clerk smiled and explained that they were both much too young. Little Billy asked, "Could you give us a learners permit... read more..

11 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2018

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One-liner #1097

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced; that's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.... read more..

11 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1996

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Weather Hunting

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.... read more..

11 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1278

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Cybersalt News - August 11, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It seems we've been cutting our birthday cakes incorrectly all these years. What do you think? Leave a comment at the bottom of t... read more..

10 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1300

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Cybersalt News - August 10, 2016

The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today is proof that some people are too eager to shed their cocoons and fly like a butterfly. You'll find "Butterfly Dreams" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-p... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3430

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Shark Gel

Flight fifty was having a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice came over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume the crash position. We have lost o... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3622

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Last Requests

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their Maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given ... read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2112

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Quote #1544

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - ILikeGiving.com read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4117

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Meet Me For Lunch

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23... read more..

10 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2521

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Reaching the Unchurched

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2175

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International Bar

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican a Spaniard,... read more..

10 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1903

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One-liner #1096

When your toddlers are teenagers, don't forget to wake them up at 4:45am to tell them your socks came off.... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3170

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Release Plea

The Governor was in the habit of scheduling part of his day to hear the pleas of relatives of prisoners. One day, a woman came to beg that her husband be released from prison. "What was he convicted o... read more..