2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

03 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4244

2 min read

Preparing For Ski Season

Ski season will be here soon! Hence, the following list of exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn t... read more..

Reasons Why My Children Do Not Need More Toys

03 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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1 min read

Reasons Why My Children Do Not Need More Toys

By Tammy Rosenfeldt ~ They started off as babies who found my Tupperware drawer much more fascinating than their toy box. ~ The days I change the paper towel roll in the kitchen bring great exciteme... read more..

03 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1145

Regarding "Eternal Truths:" Show me an honest man and I'll show you a man who tells the truth.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4212 - December 1, 2016

01 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

33

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4212 - December 1, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! What do you get when you combine skydiving and a meteorite? Why, you get the newest video added to the Fun Blog. You'll find "Skydiving Meteorit read more..

01 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 1, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! What do you get when you combine skydiving and a meteorite? Why, you get the newest video added to the Fun Blog. You'll find "Skydiving Meteorite" at:www.cybers... read more..

30 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Skydiving Meteorite

Skydiving - if the fall doesn't kill you maybe the meteorite will. Yes, you read that correctly - Meteorite! ... read more..

30 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1592

"What! Get to Heaven on your own strength? You might as well try to climb to the moon on a rope of sand!" - George Whitefield read more..

30 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

12800

2 min read

Republicans vs. Democrats at Christmas

I, Pastor Tim, (neither Republican nor Democrat) warn you now that if you are either (or both) and cannot laugh at yourself, you should just delete this now. Image used with permission by DragonArt... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Classical Chicken

Beethoven got rid of his chickens, because the only thing they ever said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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In His Hands

"In His Hands" We know not what tomorrow brings although we plan ahead For only God alone can know the pathway we must tread. We cannot know the future - not one minute nor one hour - Ea read more..

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Tie Conspiracy

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband's sports jackets. Soon after, while the couple was vacationing at a r... read more..

29 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1144

Regarding "Eternal Truths:" No matter where you go, there you are.... read more..

27 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2365

4 min read

The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year

Between now and the end of the year our house is going to be a mad dash for the stores in preparation for Christmas. This time of the year, I lay low and try to be as invisible as possible. If I hide... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

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Learned From a Snowman

"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " --It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. --Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. --Wearing white is always appropriate. --Wi read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4211 - November 27, 2016

27 Nov

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

35

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4211 - November 27, 2016

Cybersalt News First Sunday of advent greetings everyone. Today's mailing is an abbreviated one after spending a wonderful day with friends from across the pond - in this case they live 17 miles aw read more..

27 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 27, 2016

First Sunday of advent greetings everyone. Today's mailing is an abbreviated one after spending a wonderful day with friends from across the pond - in this case they live 17 miles away on the Olympi read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4210 - November 24, 2016

24 Nov

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

33

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4210 - November 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - enjoy your turkey too! Today's new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site shows not all architects and designers have disability rights at the forefront of th read more..

24 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 24, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - enjoy your turkey too! Today's new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site shows not all architects and designers have disability rights at the forefront of their plans. You w... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Passive Exercise

I don't go to the gym; I like for things to work themselves out.... read more..

23 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Wheelchair Ramp

Three steps forward for disability rights! ... read more..

23 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1591

"Don't allow what has been done to you to become bigger than what Jesus did for you." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

23 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1143

My kids can't find their shoes when they need them, yet they can find that tiny bit of onion in their dinner.... read more..

23 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Confession

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," ... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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6 Legged Turkey

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After... read more..

Forgive us Our Debts as We Forgive - The Lord's Prayer

20 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Forgive us Our Debts as We Forgive - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to face the need and issues of forgiveness at ground zero: our relationship with God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161120.mp3{/audio} read more..

20 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Thankfulness, Thanksgiving

He was a good man but a bit stingy. He would bargain and haggle on a price, never paying the price asked. He especially hated paying his medical fees. One day, while eating fish, a bone became lodged... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Size

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4209 - November 20, 2016

20 Nov

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

33

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4209 - November 20, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone - and since this is the last mailing going out before US Thanksgiving - Happy Thanksgiving to our American subscribers. With US Thanksgiving coming up, today read more..

20 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 20, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone - and since this is the last mailing going out before US Thanksgiving - Happy Thanksgiving to our American subscribers. With US Thanksgiving coming up, today's news is super... read more..

19 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Cutting a Turkey with a Waterjet

Here's a very unique way to carve your Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey! ... read more..