Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1321 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

22 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3078

Milestone

Milestone: Throw a rock 5,280 feet.... read more..

21 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2829

Quote #1517

"Hardships often prepare ordinary people for extraordinary destiny."- C.S. Lewis read more..

21 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1827

One-liner #1069

No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3505

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and ... read more..

16 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1160

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Father's Day is this Sunday so this week's hiatus mailing (to avoid the hernia of keeping posts going every day while Mrs. Cybersalt and I are swamped with some other thing... read more..

15 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3325

Quote #1516

Here is a handy reference list of the "Christian Response" to social issues: Love them! read more..

15 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2733

Walk a Little Plainer Daddy

"Walk a little plainer daddy," said a little boy so frail, "I'm following your footsteps and I don't want to fail. Sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they are hard to see; So walk a lit read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3649

Poor Dad

A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate income he had a "poor" mindset, always unhappy about money matters and very vocal about it. One year at an air... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1885

New Diet

New Diet: Yeah I still eat ribs... sparingly.... read more..

15 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1929

One-liner #1068

I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet.... read more..

10 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4362

A Survival Kit for Everyday Living

Items Needed: Toothpick Rubber Band Band Aid Pencil Eraser Chewing Gum Mint Candy Kiss Tea Bag Why??? 1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others. 2) RUBBER B... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Jokes

3437

Cheap Gas

When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought special non-leaded or regular gas, but she couldn't remember. "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "... read more..

10 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3267

Quote #1515

"There is no private Christianity. To be a Christian is to be in relationship."- E. Radner read more..

10 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1244

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - Not! A few weeks a go I mentioned that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that are going to keep us from updating the Cybersalt Site and getting ma... read more..

07 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1994

Let it Bee

So what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.... read more..

07 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1696

One-liner #1067

Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.... read more..

02 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1250

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that there have been no mailings yet this week. That is because for the next 5 weeks Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that ar... read more..

01 Jun

Clean Jokes

3838

The Violin

Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Hope's violin reac... read more..

01 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2129

2 min read

Hypocritical Leadership

"Perhaps the greatest dilemma of the pastor - or any Christian leader - is the danger of hypocrisy. By this I mean that, unlike other professionals, we as ministers are expected to proclaim God’s goo read more..

31 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3250

Quote #1514

"I’m not afraid of failure; I’m afraid of succeeding at things that don’t matter." - William Carey read more..

31 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3030

Wordy Fossil

A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary: Athesaurus.... read more..

31 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1686

One-liner #1066

Dodgeball: America's twist on stoning.... read more..

29 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1222

Cybersalt News - May 29, 2016

Sunday Greetings everyone. Millions of Christians around the world are being persecuted for their faith in Jesus. Let's hear again Paul's words to the persecuted and also remember to pray for the - p... read more..

28 May

Clean Jokes

12495

2 min read

I'm Aging Gracefully

I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 p.m I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good ... read more..

27 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2132

Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent

*Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent* 1 THE GIFT OF LISTENING - But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2 THE GIFT OF AFFECTION - Be generous read more..

27 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1983

Quote #1513

"Instead of saying, 'This too shall pass.....' to a mom who is clearly losing it, maybe we could make her dinner, babysit her kids, or clean her house?" read more..

27 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2185

Unintended Pounds

I didn't mean to gain weight; it happened by snaccident. read more..

27 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1784

One-liner #1065

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.... read more..

27 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4487

First Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

27 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3173

2 min read

Husband Shopping Center

Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out with five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as... read more..

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