Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Noodlewannabe
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Noodlewannabe

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!... read more..
Impressions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Impressions

One day, at the dry-cleaning shop of a local air force base, I overheard a young airman describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed. When he finished, the counter clerk ask... read more..
One-liner #1079
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1079

I intend to live forever; so far so good.... read more..
Alligator Teeth
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Alligator Teeth

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to... read more..
Watermelon Arms
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Watermelon Arms

"Get your own watermelon." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4136 - July 21, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4136 - July 21, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. This woman is serious about her watermelons so you'll probably want to get your own. You'll find " read more..
Cybersalt News - July 21, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 21, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. This woman is serious about her watermelons so you'll probably want to get your own. You'll find "Watermelon Arms"... read more..
Engaged Seniors
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Engaged Seniors

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 were all excited about their decision to get married.  They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they passed a drugstore.  Jacob sugg... read more..
Quote #1526
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1526

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek read more..
Engineering Fact
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Engineering Fact

Engineering Fact: An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. You'll understand.... read more..
Comfort
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Comfort

When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches. As one li... read more..
One-liner #1078
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1078

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.... read more..
Chicken Recipe
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Chicken Recipe

Baked Stuffed Chicken 6-7 lb. chicken1 cup melted butter1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked popcornsalt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and peppe... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4135 - July 20, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4135 - July 20, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a place where many people would have a hard time falling asleep. You'll find "Slingshot Bench" at:www.cybersalt.org/funn read more..
Cybersalt News - July 20, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 20, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a place where many people would have a hard time falling asleep. You'll find "Slingshot Bench" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/slings... read more..
Emperor Disappointment
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Emperor Disappointment

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)... read more..
One-liner #1077
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1077

I don't own a cell phone or a pager; I just hang around everyone I know, all the time and if someone wants to get hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. - Mit... read more..
Slingshot Bench
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Slingshot Bench

Nobody can fall asleep on this bench any longer. ... read more..
Quote #1525
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1525

"Worry is a misuse of imagination." - Dan Zadra read more..
The Many Names of CHRIST
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Many Names of CHRIST

To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether Lovely. To the ARCHITECT He is the Chief Corner Stone. To the BAKER He is the Living Bread. To the BANKER He is the Hidden Treasure. To the BIOLOGIST He is t... read more..
Wait Watching
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Wait Watching

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of capris. "Wow," the ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4134 - July 19, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4134 - July 19, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Bird Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Bird Favorites" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bird-favorites  Enjoy the rest of today's ma read more..
Cybersalt News - July 19, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 19, 2016

There is a new Funny Bird Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Bird Favorites" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bird-favorites  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..
Bird Favorites
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bird Favorites

Both chicks were being bugged in their own way. ... read more..
Happy Shoes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Happy Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8.  The obviously well-trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."  "Just bring me a size eight a... read more..
One-liner #1076
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1076

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."  - Ann Landers read more..
Philosophy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Philosophy

A friend of mine was a philosophy major during his first semester in college. One day in class, they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty. After the ... read more..
Quote #1524
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1524

"You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love & obey Him."   - AW Tozer read more..
Please and Thank You
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Please and Thank You

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..
Dig That Cocoa
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dig That Cocoa

Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.... read more..
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