Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1321 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1772

Launch Button

Just bought a universal remote control. This changes everything.... read more..

12 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1992

I recently overheard a boss talking to one of his employees at a restaurant recently. "Was your wife mad when you got home so late last night?" the boss asked. "Yes, she was plumb historical," the e... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3660

Parrot Dream Fulfilled

A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50. The bidding proceeds ho... read more..

12 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2994

Apocalypse Brothers

So your sister is going in to have her wisdom teeth removed and is going to be pretty drugged afterwards. As her brother you can gently take care of her or you can prank her into believing a zom... read more..

12 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3094

Quote #1474

"Not for me to win, but to keep everyone else safe." - Formula One champion driver Lewis Hamilton on why he prays before races. read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1683

One-liner #1026

"I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to, I might fall down." - George Burns read more..

12 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2826

Lantern Trial

In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court. ... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2050

Dead Crows

The Massachusetts Department of Transport found over 200 dead crows on Boston area highways recently and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remai... read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1572

One-liner #1025

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?... read more..

12 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4212

Candlelight Vigil

Harry's cheap repair turned every showerinto a candlelight vigil. ... read more..

12 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1218

Cybersalt News - April 12, 2016

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Basically, don't let Harry fix your hot water problem. You will see why in "Candlelight Vigil" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/candlelight... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2442

Daughter In College

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away... read more..

11 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2299

Quote #1473

"When the voice of the church is but an echoing of the culture’s voices and not a voice from beyond, it may not be the right voice." – Leonard Sweet read more..

11 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2452

Does Prayer Change Things?

They say that prayer changes things, but does it REALLY change anything? Oh yes! It really does! Does prayer change your present situation or sudden circumstances? No, not always, but it does chang... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1783

Planet Happiness

Rotating earth: You made my day.... read more..

11 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1576

One-liner #1024

I wish some of my co-workers weren't allowed in the break room ... because that's who I usually need a break from.... read more..

11 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1279

Cybersalt News - April 11, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site today. It pretty much defies adequate description so just check out "King of the ribbon of steel" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/king-of-t... read more..

10 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1164

Cybersalt News - April 10, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today on the Cybersalt Site, their is another devotional by my friend Dr. Harold McNabb. You can read "The Lost Rings" at:www.cybersalt.org/dr-harold-mcnabb/the-lost-rings ... read more..

09 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2781

King of the Steel Ribbon

Any description of this video of goats competing in this king of the hill competition would fall short of satisfaction, so just sit back, watch and enjoy! ... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3580

Doctor's Advice

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a p... read more..

09 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2381

4 min read

I Don’t Get Headaches, I Give Them

This past week I got myself into some rather unnecessary trouble. I say unnecessary because it was trouble that I could have avoided if I only would have thought before I spoke. This is one of the gr... read more..

09 Apr

Dr. Harold McNabb

3164

11 min read

The Lost Rings

I heard Marianne call from the bedroom, “Harold, come here. I can’t find my jewellery box!” We had just returned from a brief visit away from home, following our move half way across the country. Our... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4389

Children's Attempts at Hymns

*Children's Attempts at Singing Well Known Hymns* Sometimes kids get things a little......well, maybe these came from kids: - Give us this day our deli bread! - Glory be to the Father and to the So read more..

09 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2034

Political Correctness

A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of im... read more..

09 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2816

Quote #1472

"God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him." - Jim Elliot read more..

09 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1189

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today; it's a sign your city works crew is for the birds. You'll find "Pothole Goose" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/pothole-goose ... read more..

08 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3520

Arrest at the Gate

St. Peter becomes aware of a man standing outside the Gates of Heaven, pacing up and down. "Excuse me, can I help you?" he asks. "No, it's all right. It won't be long" and he distractedly looks at hi... read more..

08 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6966

Pothole Goose

You know your city works department is for the birds when . . . ... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3523

Animal Race Stats

Some racehorses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 16 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won... read more..

08 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2009

Credit Requests

An elderly fisherman wrote the following to a catalog company: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check." In a short... read more..

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