Monthly Archive

2017

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4306 - November 9, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4306 - November 9, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 9, 2017
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - November 9, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1682
Quotes
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Quote #1682

"Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself." - George Bernard Shaw read more..
Tips for Managers and Bosses
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Tips for Managers and Bosses

- Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. - If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes t read more..
War
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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War

As the regiment moved out, the crowd cheered. One soldier asked another, "Who are all those cheering people?" The veteran answered, "They're the ones who aren't going."... read more..
One-liner #1238
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1238

I like to play blackjack; I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
Johnny and Remembrance
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Johnny and Remembrance

One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for som... read more..
Army Hippo
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Army Hippo

The army kept advancing till its route was blocked by a dead hippopotamus lying across the road. "Carry on," commanded the general. And he was right. - Cynthia MacGregor... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4305 - November 5, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4305 - November 5, 2017

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This Fall Was a Major Trip for Me
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

This Fall Was a Major Trip for Me

This past week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said to me rather casually, “I guess you know today is November?” She’s always joking with me and I assumed this was one of her jokes. “You can’... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 5, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 5, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my last message as Pastor at Westside Bible Church is now online. You can listen to "God's Dreams" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/god-s-dreams Al... read more..
Signs of the Times
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs of the Times

In a veterinarian's office:"All unattended children given free kitten" In the parking lot outside a veterinarian's office in Silverton, OR:"Parking for customers only; others will be neutered." In a... read more..
One-liner #1237
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1237

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." - Fran Lebowitz read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4304 - November 2, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4304 - November 2, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 2, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 2, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, that actually happened: I am now officially retired from Westside Bible Church. So now it's on to Cybersalt full time. Thanks for sticking around for the ride! Enjoy... read more..
Quote #1681
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1681

Lives, like money, are spent. What are you buying with yours? - Roy H. Williams  read more..
Long Marriage
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Long Marriage

Two men were talking about the secret of a long a happy marriage. "Our marriage"  said one "is built on trust and understanding." "My wife doesn't trust me and I don't understand her."... read more..
Peter Pun
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Peter Pun

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He never, neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old!... read more..
One-liner #1236
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1236

Another World's Oldest Man has died; this is beginning to look suspicious.... read more..
Helping Family
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Helping Family

My husband Ronnie volunteered to strip the bricks from the exterior of my parents’ house. One morning he was out front chipping away when a man came by looking for my father. "He's not here," Ronnie ... read more..
Ten Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ten Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House

1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver. 2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help. 3. Above all, if what you've done is st read more..
God's Dreams
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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God's Dreams

This is the recording of Pastor Tim's sermon before retiring after 21 years at Westside Bible Church. It's a message about how even when our plans are not possible, God has a place for us in His pl read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4303 - October 29, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4303 - October 29, 2017

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Cybersalt News - October 29, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 29, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I referenced the power of the crowd. This week let's focus on the need of the crowds. You can listen to "See the Crowds" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/see-th... read more..
Is the Whole World Crazy or Is It Just Me?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Is the Whole World Crazy or Is It Just Me?

Driving across town the other day I was nearly hit by four different vehicles. One ran a stop sign, another swerved in front of me and almost hit me and I’m sure the other two were on their cell phone... read more..
Amish Law
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Amish Law

An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his pasture. The... read more..
Sister Help
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sister Help

A sister from a local convent became a Certified Public Accountant to help small shop owners manage their finances better. Her title: "Nun of Your Business."... read more..
When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking

A message every adult should read, because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and ... read more..
One-liner #1235
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1235

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.... read more..
Quote #1680
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1680

"It would seem that our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak. We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an an read more..
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