2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #630

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3849

<1min

Financing Surgery

A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So, she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." He answered, "Well, there is... read more..

01 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2509

4 min read

All My Friends Are Getting Old

Getting old seems to be a long and slow process. The longer it goes the older you get. I didn’t really think I was getting old until a few weeks ago I was visiting with some friends from high school.... read more..

01 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1907

<1min

One-liner #1178

Often when one door closes and another door opens ... you're in prison.... read more..

01 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

2050

<1min

Quote #1625

"Don't trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar." - Unknown read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4245 - March 30, 2017

30 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

28

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4245 - March 30, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online Issue #4245 Cybersalt News Oh lo... read more..

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1413

<1min

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the lowest quote isn't the best quote. You can see this in today's newest funny car picture "Window Repair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/window-repair ... read more..

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2580

<1min

A Special Place

There is a special place in life, That needs my humble skill, A certain job I'm meant to do, Which no one else can fulfill. The time will be demanding, And the pay is not too good And yet I wouldn't ... read more..

29 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4508

<1min

Window Repair

In hindsight, the lower quote wasn't the best deal. ... read more..

29 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3720

<1min

The Pigmy and the Dinosaur

A scientist finds evidence of an actual dinosaur, alive and living in the rainforests of South America. He campaigns several universities and succeeds in getting a grant to launch an expedition. Seve... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1980

<1min

Two Laws

You've heard of Murphy's law right? Yes . . . Why? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's law? No . . . . It's thinly sliced cabbage... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

3501

<1min

The Importance of Correct Punctuation

We've all been told how important it is to use correct punctuation. Well, here is a letter that illustrates the fact: *Version One* Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1943

<1min

One-liner #1177

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.... read more..

29 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1888

<1min

Quote #1624

"I thought growing older would take longer." - Unknown read more..

26 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1510

<1min

Blind Spots

Dr. David Schaafsma teaches about the blind spots we can face physically in our eyes and spiritually in our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170326-dave-schaafsma.mp3{/audio}(with apolog read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4244 - March 26, 2017

26 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

32

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4244 - March 26, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently sat through a 90 minute timeshare presentation that lasted 3 hours and that got him appreciating a suspicious mind. You can read read more..

26 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1490

<1min

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently sat through a 90 minute timeshare presentation that lasted 3 hours and that got him appreciating a suspicious mind. You can read more about the w... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2445

<1min

Who's there?

Whoever invented "knock, knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize.... read more..

25 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3015

<1min

Lesson Learned

When my son was around 4 years old, we went to the local drug store one afternoon. While in the check out he noticed a bald-headed man behind us in line. I had, as good moms do, been teaching him mann... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2886

<1min

Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the following: * A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers. * Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward. * Spare the 5.03 meters an... read more..

A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

25 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2581

4 min read

A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

I have discovered over the years several types of minds. The “open mind” which catches everything except the truth. The “analytical mind” which organizes everything to the point of sterility. The “clo... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1967

<1min

One-liner #1176

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "Do one thing every day that scares you;" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.... read more..

25 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1981

<1min

Quote #1623

"The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new." - Socrates read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4243 - March 23, 2017

23 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

30

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4243 - March 23, 2017

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like Marie Antoinette is at it again - only this time she is giving advice to winter drivers! You'll see what we mean in "Drive with Cake" at read more..

23 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1400

<1min

Cybersalt News - March 23, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like Marie Antoinette is at it again - only this time she is giving advice to winter drivers! You'll see what we mean in "Drive with Cake" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

22 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1995

<1min

Quote #1622

"Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent free in your head." - Unknown read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

3896

<1min

Fishy Dinner

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting a... read more..

22 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4932

<1min

Sign - Drive with Cake

Apparently, Marie Antoinette is giving driving instructions now. ... read more..

22 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3910

<1min

Faith Admired

A couple of nuns who were nursing sisters had gone out to the country to minister to an outpatient. On the way back they were a few miles from home when they ran out of gas. They were standing beside ... read more..