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2017
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Late Night Resolve
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1641

Late Night Resolve

I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!... read more..
Quote #1617
Quotes
Susan Davis
1857

Quote #1617

"Don’t eat till your stomach cries out. Don’t sleep till you can’t stay awake. Don’t open your mouth till it’s the truth opens it." Medieval spiritual formation - Frederick Buechner read more..
One-liner #1169
One-liners
Susan Davis
1452

One-liner #1169

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people; we haven't met yet.... read more..
Bearly in the Kingdom
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3964
2 min read

Bearly in the Kingdom

Once this atheist decided to take a walk in the mountains to admire all the accidents of nature. The mighty eagle soaring across the sky, the quickly moving mountain stream, the wind blowing through t... read more..
Worry
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2103

Worry

A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado. "What's wrong?" a woman asked. "I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said. "What? But Houlihan's the... read more..
Don't Have Any
Clean Jokes
4115

Don't Have Any

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, ... read more..
Olympian Life
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1004

Olympian Life

Westside elder, Jarek Bekesza, preaches about how the olympian life applies to the Christian's life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170226-jarek-bekesza.mp3{/audio} read more..
Cybersalt News - February 26, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1022

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder seems to be obsessed with time lately, but then again, time has been messing with him; especially on a recent shopping trip his wife sent him on. You can ... read more..
Where in the World Does Time Go?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1806
4 min read

Where in the World Does Time Go?

I remember my grandfather telling me that the older you get the faster time flies. Laughing at him at the time I thought it was another of his little stories he loved telling. Just the other day I ca... read more..
Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4116

Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

- Taco Bell's talking dog now reading announcements. - In Christmas play, Joseph seen drinking can of Coke. - Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench. - Personal pew licenses now sold. - Baptisma read more..
God's Cake, Trials
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2684
2 min read

God's Cake, Trials

Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's fa... read more..
Quote #1616
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2373

Quote #1616

"The cost of non-discipleship is the irrelevance of the church." - Ray Altman read more..
Lay Miz
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1826

Lay Miz

"You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably. read more..
One-liner #1168
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1427

One-liner #1168

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 23, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1042

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. I think we have all wanted help with a spider at one time or another in our lives. This note is from a person... read more..
Glancing Blow
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2038

Glancing Blow

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.... read more..
Quote #1615
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2143

Quote #1615

"The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1167
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1457

One-liner #1167

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so.... read more..
Living Long
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2278

Living Long

My friend Ida was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's Bar Mitzvah... read more..
Spider Note
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
3386

Spider Note

Another reason e-mail is superior to snail mail. This funny note was left for a mailman, asking him to deal with a spider that was preventing someone from getting their mail.  Usually postmen ... read more..
Pirate Questions
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4096

Pirate Questions

In a restaurant one day, a pirate was talking to the waiter. The waiter asked him, "Why do you have a peg leg?" The pirate answered, "Back when I was sailing the seas, a big shark noticed me swimming... read more..
Milkman Notes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14112
2 min read

Milkman Notes

These notes left for milkmen came from the UK, so you'll notice a slight, endearing British ambiance to them. "Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one." "Please leave an ex... read more..
Groan
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1145

Groan

In a number of ways, groaning is part of the life of following Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170219.mp3{/audio} read more..
Quote #1614
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1541

Quote #1614

"You don't have a soul; you are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis read more..
River Success
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1534

River Success

The only person I can think of for whom being in denial worked out OK was Moses. - Walter McLauren... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 19, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1101

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. In preparing today's mailing I discovered I really messed up the news last week. The link to Rev. James Snyder's article was not correct. So today the news has twice the Sn... read more..
One-liner #1166
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1483

One-liner #1166

If Mom says "No," ask Nana; if Nana says "No," ... who are we kidding?? Nana never says "No!"... read more..
Don't Need Grace
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2558

Don't Need Grace

Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started ea... read more..
Colorful Grandma
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3829

Colorful Grandma

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it wa... read more..
I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1905
4 min read

I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow

You would think being a husband as long as I have been I would have learned the fine art of negotiating with my wife. And trust me, it is an artistic creation. When I got married, somebody told me th... read more..
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