Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 731 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Attempted Homicide
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3783
<1min

Attempted Homicide

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and s... read more..
Wrapping Presents With A Cat
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5421
3 min read

Wrapping Presents With A Cat

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and read more..
Quote #1782
Quotes
Susan Davis
2063
<1min

Quote #1782

  "What kind of plan ever goes this far? What kind of mercy puts itself at ours? What kind of maker walks the earth he made From a cradle to a cross And leaves an empty grave? What kind of love? read more..
One-liner #1340
One-liners
Susan Davis
1915
<1min

One-liner #1340

Precision is a fuzzy concept.... read more..
Christmas To-Do List
Illustrations
Susan Davis
2399
<1min

Christmas To-Do List

1. Buy Presents  Be Present 2. Wrap Gifts  Someone in a Hug 3. Send Gifts Peace 4. Shop for Food - Donate Food 5. Make Cookies  Love 6. See the lights Be the light read more..
Nog So Sure
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1865
<1min

Nog So Sure

Not sure if you like eggnog or not? Eggnogstic!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4411 - December 16, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
67
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4411 - December 16, 2018

  Issue #4411                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! A strong windstorm at Cybersalt World Headqu read more..
Cybersalt News - December 16, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1078
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 16, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! A strong windstorm at Cybersalt World Headquarters has knocked the power out for me and a few thousand of my closest neighbours. Grandma Cybersalt already had the material ... read more..
Meaning of Christmas
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3289
2 min read

Meaning of Christmas

A few years ago, several churches in my town decided to celebrate the birth of Christ by putting on an interactive reenactment of Joseph and Mary's Journey to Bethlehem in one of our local parks. Wit... read more..
The Four Stages of Man
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5085
<1min

The Four Stages of Man

The 4 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. He looks like Santa Claus.... read more..
Christmas Rental
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2535
<1min

Christmas Rental

For lease Navidad!... read more..
Quote #1781
Quotes
Susan Davis
1898
<1min

Quote #1781

"In a daring and beautiful creative reversal, God takes the worst we can do to Him and turns it into the very best he can do for us." - Malcolm Guite read more..
One-liner #1339
One-liners
Susan Davis
1922
<1min

One-liner #1339

The answer is maybe, and that's final!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4410 - December 13, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
71
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4410 - December 13, 2018

  Issue #4410                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Two of the Body of Christ Connection refugee read more..
Cybersalt News - December 13, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1056
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Two of the Body of Christ Connection refugee families, whom you have been helping Cybersalt help, have churches who are moving forward with sponsoring them to come to Canad... read more..
Talking Duck
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5566
<1min

Talking Duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "But you're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the bar... read more..
Sweat Her Choice
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4620
<1min

Sweat Her Choice

My mother once gave me two sweaters for Christmas. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one. As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, "What's the matter? You didn't ... read more..
One-liner #1338
One-liners
Susan Davis
1726
<1min

One-liner #1338

Please - I can only ignore one thing at a time.... read more..
Candy Cap
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2241
<1min

Candy Cap

Gingerbread man limps into the doctor's office with a sore knee. The doctor looks at it and says, "Sore knee, huh. Have you tried icing it?"... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4409 - December 9, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
52
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4409 - December 9, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! "Hey buddy, can you spare a sermon?" Why, yes I can! I have created an archive of my sermons on a "work in progress" website. I guess that website is a lot read more..
Cybersalt News - December 9, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1078
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 9, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! "Hey buddy, can you spare a sermon?" Why, yes I can! I have created an archive of my sermons on a "work in progress" website. I guess that website is a lot like most of us.... read more..
Quote #1780
Quotes
Susan Davis
3098
<1min

Quote #1780

"Look around and be distressed, look within and be depressed, look at Jesus and be at rest. When we look at Him we are victorious." - Corrie Ten Boom read more..
Be Sure Your Grin Will Find You Out
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1951
4 min read

Be Sure Your Grin Will Find You Out

Christmas is a wonderful time of the year and I appreciate it so very much. I recognize I’m difficult to purchase presents for because I have my books, my pens, what else do I really need? Once in a ... read more..
Something For Mom
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4855
<1min

Something For Mom

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at hi... read more..
Snowmen Should Be Seen
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1769
<1min

Snowmen Should Be Seen

Snowmen are everywhere in the wintertime, but why is it that you never see snow toddlers? Because they're always having meltdowns.... read more..
One-liner #1337
One-liners
Susan Davis
1583
<1min

One-liner #1337

Just because I have nothing to say is no reason why you shouldn't listen.... read more..
Quote #1779
Quotes
Susan Davis
2947
<1min

Quote #1779

"Worrying is carrying tomorrow's load with today's strength - carrying two days at once. It is moving into tomorrow ahead of time. Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4408 - December 6, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
66
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4408 - December 6, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Every now and then I ask if anyone out there is building websites with Joomla!If you are, have you entered this month's giveaway?www.basicjoomla.com/giveawa read more..
Cybersalt News - December 6, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1165
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 6, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Every now and then I ask if anyone out there is building websites with Joomla!If you are, have you entered this month's giveaway?www.basicjoomla.com/giveaways/ Enjoy the r... read more..
Christmas Love
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3288
<1min

Christmas Love

The students were led into the room. Each class, accompanied by their teacher. Then, each group, one by one, rose to perform their song. Those in the front row - center stage - held up large letters, ... read more..
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