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As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses. "I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first. Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad." ... read more..

Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would call an operator to get a phone number they needed. Often these phone calls resulted in funny conversations ... read more..

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.... read more..

"Comparison is the thief of joy." - Theodore Roosevelt read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! The tally of secrets is in and it totals 52.190 trillion. I'll revel them all in this Wednesday's mailing! While preparing today's mailing I was listening to a video so in... read more..

Adam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.... read more..

A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it. In the course of our conversation, I happened to mention to him that: "You... read more..

1st customer: I'll have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean! (The waiter exits, and then returns after a while.) Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean cup? read more..

Listen to and watch Nick Vujicic - a man who should have no hope - share his hope with prisoners at Telford State Prison. ... read more..

Our country, so it seems, runs on choice. The more choices we have, the better we like it. Most people in America pride themselves on the ability to make their own choices. “Freedom of Choice,” is t... read more..

I told my parents they're famous now. I asked my dad who should play him in the movie and his answer did not disappoint:  "Clint Eastward."... read more..

"God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pain." - C. S. Lewis read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I have some interesting work I am doing for a client. It involves some videoing of world renown fire investigator, Dr. John DeHaan (click to enlarge the picture).... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

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A goober is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." "Don't you have a phone in your car?" "That was a littl... read more..

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.... read more..

At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year-long research pr... read more..

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10 P.M.," he said. My ten-year-old granddaughter Ashley looked at me in disbeli... read more..

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening were you?" I thought ... "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."... read more..

"Imagine if trees gave free wifi. We'd all be planting like crazy. It's a pity they only give us the oxygen we breathe." - Priyanka Garnayak read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm excited to tell you that I have trillions of secrets - actually secret trillions - to tell you but I'm not quite ready yet. Stay tuned! A friend of mine sent me a very... read more..

An old saying more or less defines my life, “What we learn from history is that we don’t learn from history.” When I was younger, I assumed that the older I got, the smarter I would become. I have no... read more..

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. The following week, our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don'... read more..

Baby Vaccination Jokes: pretty innocuous.... read more..

Be nice to your hairstylist because what's stopping them from plucking one of your hairs and putting it at a crime scene? Nothing.... read more..

"Discussions are always better than arguments because an argument is to find out who is right, and a discussion is to find what is right." - Unknown read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I recently picked up a new-to-me camera for a big project I am working on for a client next week. In playing around with it, to learn its settings, this is one of the pictu... read more..

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinki... read more..

One of our co-workers went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest.... read more..