2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #330

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4473 - August 1, 2019

01 Aug

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

43

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4473 - August 1, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy August everyone! I was on the BubbleShooter game page this week and noticed that in order to play you now have to click to allow "flash" to be ru read more..

01 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 1, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. I have no idea how I can&nb... read more..

31 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4477

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Children Grieving

Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo. Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expres... read more..

31 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1840

"Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake." - David "Avocado" Wolfe read more..

31 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

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Rail Nap

"I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himself. read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Long Living

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and... read more..

31 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Job Security

A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss' kind offer. The boss asked, "Why... read more..

30 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-liner #1399

I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4472 - July 28, 2019

28 Jul

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

46

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4472 - July 28, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder remembers a lost friend and the many stories he would tell. You can read "Did I Tell You The Story…?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods- read more..

28 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1118

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Cybersalt News - July 28, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder remembers a lost friend and the many stories he would tell. You can read "Did I Tell You The Story…?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-tel... read more..

27 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1747

4 min read

Did I Tell You The Story…?

I was having a rather down day recently. You know how it is; you are going along 100 miles an hour and finally you crash. I was experiencing one of those reality crashes. Reclining in my chair, drink... read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2199

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Quote #1839

"Observed duties maintain our credit; but secret duties maintain our life." - John Flavel read more..

26 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1602

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Shy of a Helmet

"I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully. read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Fishing Wife

"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband." "Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman an read more..

26 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Contribution

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great ... read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1559

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One-liner #1398

As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Express Desire

A pastor in Central Illinois went to the railroad depot everyday to watch the express train go by. People from his church noticed this and we're concerned about him. Finally the head of the church b... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4471 - July 25, 2019

25 Jul

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

40

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4471 - July 25, 2019

Issue #4471 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a riddle I've been experi read more..

25 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1133

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Cybersalt News - July 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a riddle I've been experiencing in life and Roger B. replied and shared a great laugh I had never heard before. As a reminder, here is my riddle. A... read more..

24 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Truth in Politics

It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician... read more..

24 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1973

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Quote #1838

"A salvation that does not lead to service is no salvation at all." - Catherine Booth read more..

24 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Retirement Savings

Shirley and Abe, a retired couple from New York City, living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?"... read more..

24 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2504

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Salesmanship

My buddy applied for a job as an insurance salesman. Where the form requested "prior experience," he wrote "lifeguard." That was it. Nothing else. "We're looking for someone who can not only sell ins... read more..

24 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1727

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Carrots are Orange Too

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!... read more..

22 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1704

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One-liner #1397

It is no illusion that wide ties make the face look wider.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4470 - July 21, 2019

21 Jul

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

44

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4470 - July 21, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Summer is here and so is the heat for many of you in the northern hemisphere. As a bonus link, here is some heat wave humor that will hopefully keep you coo read more..

21 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - July 21, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Summer is here and so is the heat for many of you in the northern hemisphere. As a bonus link, here is some heat wave humor that will hopefully keep you cool in spirit at l... read more..

20 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1776

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Quote #1837

"Doctrine is not just a bundle of the church's own ideas, thoughts, and dreams about God, but is a declaring of what God Himself has shown and told us." - J. I. Packer read more..

20 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1955

4 min read

After All, It Is Monday

I do not consider myself lazy. I think of myself as an Energy Conservative. I am saving my energy for sometime down the road when I may need it, and who knows when. This, however, is not the opinion ... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Self-Evident Truths about Pets

* Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. * Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their read more..