Monthly Archive

2019
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 675 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Elementary, My Dear Watson!
Clean Puns
1204

Elementary, My Dear Watson!

Never trust an atom. They make up everything!... read more..
The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jokes
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2882
4 min read

The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jokes

When it comes to practical jokes, Yours Truly is always on the ready. Throughout my earthly passage, I have perpetuated my share of practical jokes. I will not enumerate them here, the simple reason b... read more..
Dog Exercises
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3942
2 min read

Dog Exercises

You've seen those fitness ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of contraptions. Well, there's no need to invest in fancy equipment. If you have (or can borrow) a dog, you have everything... read more..
Human Nature Robbed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1309

Human Nature Robbed

A burglar who needed money to pay his income taxes decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door, he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked... read more..
Quote #1792
Quotes
4682

Quote #1792

"When you say 'There's too much evil in this world', you assume there's 'good'. When you assume there's good, you assume there's such a thing as a 'moral law' on the basis of which to differentiate read more..
One-liner #1350
One-liners
1250

One-liner #1350

Definitions: Inflation is an economic device by which each man can make more than the next.... read more..
Quote #1790
Quotes
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Quote #1790

"For Jesus, there are no countries to be conquered, no ideologies to be imposed, no people to be dominated. There are only children, women and men to be loved." - Henri Nouwen read more..
One-liner #1348
One-liners
1290

One-liner #1348

Definitions Monism is the theory that anything less than everything is nothing.... read more..
Final Word
Clean Puns
1356

Final Word

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?" "No, go right ahead," the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat and sa... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 20, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
796

Cybersalt News - January 20, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week we read about Rev. James Snyder's willingness to embrace a second childhood. You can read "Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around" at:www.cybersalt.org/go... read more..
Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2908
4 min read

Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly had the privilege of attending our youngest granddaughter's second birthday party. I wanted to go to her third birthday party but she w... read more..
Dating Apparel
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1241

Dating Apparel

Girlfriend: "What jersey should I buy?" Boyfriend: "Buy a goalie's jersey!" Girlfriend: "Why?" Boyfriend: "So I can tell people my girlfriend is a keeper!"... read more..
Watergate Bug
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4197

Watergate Bug

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel. The new bride is concerned and asked, "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says, "Hmm... Good point. I'll look for a bug." He looks behind th... read more..
Faithfulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2779

Faithfulness

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neighborhood for so... read more..
Quote #1791
Quotes
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Quote #1791

"Churches are not museums that display perfect people. They are hospitals where the wounded, hurt, injured and broken find healing." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1349
One-liners
1232

One-liner #1349

Definitions: That is that word which should be used instead of which.... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
801

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Sally's Find
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3226
2 min read

Sally's Find

An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their old neighborhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old scho... read more..
Spelling Information
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3455

Spelling Information

"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in y read more..
Judge Gently
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3242

Judge Gently

Pray don’t find fault with the man who limpsOr stumbles along the road,Unless you have worn the shoes that hurt,Or struggled beneath his load.There may be tacks in his shoes that hurt,Though hidden aw... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 13, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
792

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! For years, Rev. James Snyder's devotional commentaries have appeared on the Cybersalt Digest but did you know he is also an award winning author who has penned 20 books - i... read more..
It was an Apple Fritter Kind of Week
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3019
4 min read

It was an Apple Fritter Kind of Week

Have you ever had a week where everything went exactly as planned? Neither have I. Every week I start out believing this week is going to be different from all the other weeks of my life. This week ev... read more..
Crime Beat
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1432

Crime Beat

Crime Beat: Man who stole idol from museum apprehended. Baal has been set at $50,000.... read more..
Picnic Pains
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3720

Picnic Pains

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic ... read more..
Fulfilled Dreams
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2362

Fulfilled Dreams

There is a story told of a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only se... read more..
One-liner #1347
One-liners
1308

One-liner #1347

Definitions A formalist is a man who can't understand a theory unless it is meaningless.... read more..
Quote #1789
Quotes
1889

Quote #1789

"I believe in God not because my parents told me, not because the church told me, but because I've experienced His goodness and mercy myself." - Unknown read more..
Cybersalt News - January 10, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
818

Cybersalt News - January 10, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Telegram Scare
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3549

Telegram Scare

Schwartz and Feldman, partners in the garment industry, had just suffered through their worst season ever. Eight thousand madras sports coats were hanging on the rack unsold, and bankruptcy was loomin... read more..
Purse Contents
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3873

Purse Contents

As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus dr... read more..
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