Monthly Archive

March 2020

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Time Alone Is Time Invested
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1645
4 min read

Time Alone Is Time Invested

During the past week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have been spending quite a bit of time together. I cannot recall any time that we have spent this much time together. The ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4534 - March 29, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
66
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4534 - March 29, 2020

  Issue #4534                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone! Here's another video with a great message fo read more..
Quote #1899
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1899

  I have a great need for Christ: I have a great Christ for my need. - Charles Spurgeon read more..
Contest Dejection
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1606
<1min

Contest Dejection

I just can't get over the fact that I lost that fishing tournament! I'm still reeling.... read more..
One-Liner #1461
One-liners
Susan Davis
1586
<1min

One-Liner #1461

Friendly checkout clerk... thanks for keeping me that way!... read more..
Waiting for Years
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Waiting for Years

We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the ... read more..
The Fight Within
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2814
<1min

The Fight Within

An old Cherokee chief is teaching his grandson about life: "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. "One is evil - he is anger, envy,... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4533 - March 26, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
58
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4533 - March 26, 2020

  Issue #4533                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am often embarrassed by some of the stuff read more..
Cybersalt News - March 26, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1213
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am often embarrassed by some of the stuff that is put out there in the name of Jesus and His church. Not so with this wonderful video: Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..
Quote #1898
Quotes
Susan Davis
1790
<1min

Quote #1898

"If we close our minds to church history, we say in effect that the story of what GOD has done since that time means nothing to us." - J. Philip Arthur read more..
Legume Passing
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1725
<1min

Legume Passing

RIP Mr. Peanut, you'll have an open casket - it will be ajar.... read more..
One-Liner #1460
One-liners
Susan Davis
1765
<1min

One-Liner #1460

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks!... read more..
Jury Selection
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Jury Selection

The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O'Brian was called for his question session. "Property holder?" "Yes, I am, Your Honor.... read more..
Best Service
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4001
<1min

Best Service

A soldier, a marine, and an airman got into a fight about which service was best. The fight was so heated they eventually killed each other. Soon, they found themselves in Heaven. Seeing St. Pete... read more..
Seen in the Cafeteria
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3972
<1min

Seen in the Cafeteria

At work, my dad noticed that the name of an employee was the same as an old friend. He found the man's e-mail address and sent him a message. When Dad received a reply, he was insulted and fired back... read more..
Prayer, Faith
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3192
<1min

Prayer, Faith

A tale is told about a small town that had historically been "dry," but then a local businessman decided to build a tavern. A group of Christians from a local church were concerned and planned an all... read more..
The World Needs More Grandfathers
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1756
4 min read

The World Needs More Grandfathers

As time has gone by, I have learned a few things. According to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, I have not learned enough yet, but that's just her opinion. She gave me a great compliment the ot... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4532 - March 22, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
59
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4532 - March 22, 2020

  Issue #4532                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone! In this time in which we are living, this so read more..
Cybersalt News - March 22, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1194
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 22, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! In this time in which we are living, this song settles my soul. Rev. James Snyder uses a computer but his old, long-gone typewriter still holds a place in his heart! You... read more..
Quote #1897
Quotes
Susan Davis
1954
<1min

Quote #1897

"A real sign of spiritual maturity is looking to God for purpose and perspective instead of comfort and convenience." - Lysa TerKeurst read more..
Defining Thanks
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1812
<1min

Defining Thanks

Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora. It means alot!... read more..
One-Liner #1459
One-liners
Susan Davis
1587
<1min

One-Liner #1459

Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly, next week: turn signals!!!... read more..
Where's the Beef
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5040
<1min

Where's the Beef

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happ... read more..
What's Important Is…
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3106
<1min

What's Important Is…

What's important is... not what kind of car you drive, but rather how many people you give a lift. What's important is... not the size of your house, but rather the number of people you welcome into ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4531 - March 19, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
61
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4531 - March 19, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! In these days of social distancing I thought it might be nice to meet together in an online Zoom call. I have set one up for tomorrow, Friday March 20th at read more..
Cybersalt News - March 19, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! In these days of social distancing I thought it might be nice to meet together in an online Zoom call. I have set one up for tomorrow, Friday March 20th at 1:00pm (that is... read more..
Full Hotel
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3727
<1min

Full Hotel

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no ro... read more..
Quote #1896
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1896

"People don't drift toward holiness, they drift toward compromise and call it tolerance, and drift toward disobedience and call it freedom." - D. A. Carson read more..
Well Understood Husband
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1713
<1min

Well Understood Husband

My wife thinks I over-analyse our marriage, which, to be frank completely contradicts the findings of my report.... read more..
Oneliner # 1458
One-liners
Susan Davis
1529
<1min

Oneliner # 1458

You! Off my planet!... read more..
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