Monthly Archive

September 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 16 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 8, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I were at a wedding reception last night. The couple, Elijah and Emily, had a guest book and polaroid cameras for taking pictures to put next to wher... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
70

One-Liner #1856

I don't usually brag about going to expensive places, but ...  I just left the gas station.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
44

A Happy Thought

My memory is improving so much that I can't remember the last time I forgot something. - Raul el Perro... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
44

Quote #2291

"There is no simple theological answer to pain; the answer is a relationship with God in the midst of pain." - Henry Cloud read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4544

Keep Walking

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy." The boy refuses and keep... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1516

Gullibility, Stress, Riches

Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board. "Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each is the limit. One of you will have to stay be... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
150

Who Is Shadowing Me?

I’ve been bouncing back after a health hiatus and thought I was doing well. I still have some coughs and sneezes, but they are slowly diminishing. It’s good to get back on schedule again. The other... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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🥪 Deli Owner vs. IRS: The Hilarious Tax Tale

The owner of a small New York sandwich deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
26

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 36th birthday to Alyssa, our first born: WOW! This week I went with a friend and his wife to scatter his father's ashes. Upon arriving near the small beach where t... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
119

Don't You Love It?

- photo by Susan PageDon’t you love it when you open God’s Word and something new and exciting captures your attention? You may have read the Scripture you’ve landed on before. This time, in a single read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
50

Quote #2290

"Nobody is more full of hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
80

One-Liner #1855

I am now "take-a-picture-of-labels-with-my-phone-so-I-can-blow-it-up-bigger-and-read-it" years old.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2637

Searching For Witnesses

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2847

Belly Talk

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1469

Do It Yourself Appliance Repair

My wife and I were newly married and I was trying to impress her with my technical expertise. I was trying to repair our washing machine but was unable to determine where a loose wire belonged. After... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
47

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - welcome to September! Today's issue number is a repeat. I discovered that, weeks ago, I missed numbering an issue "#4929." Repeating the issue number today will help get ... read more..

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