2025 - Monthly Archive

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

17

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Cybersalt News - January 19, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! My efforts to get to a zero inbox have bogged down. I've hit some emails that require a bunch of work to clear and so as I handle those my total number has risen. I am at ... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

108

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Quote #2327

It's easy to judge. It's more difficult to understand. Understanding requires compassion, patience, and a willingness to believe that good hearts sometimes choose poor methods. Through judgi... read more..

18 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

25

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One-Liner #1892

Imagine a cereal so bad that 2 scoops of raisins made it better.... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

25

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Iron's Ironic Twist! 🌟

The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron, which is ironic.... read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2077

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A Priceless Gift

Friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But its value is far greaterThan a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless,It cannot see nor hear,And in your times of trouble,... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

26048

2 min read

Spiritual Gifts

During the French Revolution, there were three Christians who were sentenced to die by the guillotine. One Christian had the gift of faith, the other had the gift of prophecy, the other had the... read more..

18 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

17

4 min read

And Then it All Came to an End

Time has a way of getting ahead of me. Just when I think I’ve caught up, I find out I was wrong. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were sitting down, relaxing after a wonderful Christmas a... read more..

18 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

120

4 min read

I’m Not Old - Just Young Challenged

Most people are fascinated by their age as if it makes any difference in their lives. Some people are very intimidated by getting older and struggle against it. When I was young, I couldn't wai... read more..

16 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

34

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Cybersalt News - January 16, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my New Year's resolutions was to throw out one thing a day and I happy to report that after two weeks, I am on track! I am interested to see if I run out of things t... read more..

When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪

15 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2936

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When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪

A woman was at home with her kids when her cell phone buzzed with an incoming call. As she grabbed it and swiped to answer, she tripped on the charging cable, stumbled, and dropped her phone. The pho... read more..

15 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

23

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Quote #2326

"Even the greatest was once a beginner. Don’t be afraid to take that first step." - Muhammad Ali read more..

15 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

27

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One-Liner #1891

Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.... read more..

15 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

27

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OT BBQ

Q: What Assyrian king had descendants who actually came to the United States and were able to establish a successful chain of barbecue restaurants? A: Sennacherib... read more..

Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

77

2 min read

Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!

Mergatroyd ? Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd? Heavens to Mergatroyd! The other day a not so elderly (maybe 75 years old) lady sa... read more..

15 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1812

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Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..

15 Jan

Susan Page

118

3 min read

A Bruised Reed

- photo by Susan PageHave you ever wanted to grab a bruised apple, pear, or banana for your mid-day snack? Likely not. A bruised piece of fruit is not particularly appetizing. How do you react when y read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

45

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Cybersalt News - January 12, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Our PVR recently packed it in so I took it for a walk today - to the post office. The cable company had already mailed us a new one and they wanted the old one back. So ex... read more..

11 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

37

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Quote #2325

Sometimes bad things happen to make the good things even sweeter. - Unknown... read more..

11 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

53

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One-Liner #1890

When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Last Words Heard

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

57

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Substitute Conductor

Dustin Hoffman was attending a theater performance of "Messiah." When the conductor fell ill, the organizers, recognizing Hoffman's talent, asked if he could step in. With a confident smile, he repl... read more..

11 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2564

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My Cup Has Overflowed

I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now;But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow. And as I go along life's way,I'm reaping better than I sowed;I'm drinking from my saucer... read more..

11 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

127

4 min read

Aches, Pain and Another Year Older

It’s hard to believe another year has already started. How many of these new years can a person have without going crazy? That’s my explanation to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage about why I a... read more..

Low Bridge, High Comedy: Truck Driver's Hilarious Excuse

09 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3001

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Low Bridge, High Comedy: Truck Driver's Hilarious Excuse

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign came up that read "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up fo... read more..

09 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

58

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Cybersalt News - January 9, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! What's new around Cybersalt World Headquarters here on Vancouver Island in British Columbia? Let's just say it's an interesting time to be Canadian. Today's video share fe... read more..

08 Jan

Susan Page

107

2 min read

A New Year's Prayer

God our Father, As we enter this new year in quiet reflection may we be fully aware of who we are in Christ Jesus. We bravely submit to all that You will reveal to us as we seek to grow daily in Yo... read more..

08 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

38

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Quote #2324

"You were born to be real, not to be perfect. You are here to be you, not to live someone else's life." - Ralph Marston read more..

08 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

43

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One-Liner #1889

My heart says pie and ice cream, but my jeans say, please, please, please, eat a salad!... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

37

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Four-wheeling

My friend had just bought a 4-wheeler and went out with a few buddies to try it out on some mountain terrain. On the way they stopped at a restaurant for a snack and met some bikers that were out for ... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4258

2 min read

Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't got a chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under t read more..