Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 247 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

30 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Yardstick Fiasco:📏😱

Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.... read more..

26 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1920

Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.... read more..

26 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4 min read

Don’t Call Me Stupid, Just Whisper It

One thing that irritates me is people talking behind my back. I want to be part of the conversation because I know more about me than they do. Or at least I think I do While in the mall recently, I p... read more..

26 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2355

"If we could see what happens when we pray, we would never stop praying." - Unknown read more..

26 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Double Trouble

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. It's because they are Inca hoots.... read more..

24 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - April 24, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are continuing to travel and are grateful that continues to not include any travails. Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

23 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1943

Ancient Bookplate

Aincient Bookplate Steale not this boke for fear of shameFor here you see ye owner hys nameAnd when you die ye Lord will sayeWhere is that boke you stole away?Then if you say, you cannot telle,Ye Lor... read more..

23 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1919

Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep.... read more..

23 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Survey Results 😡

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.... read more..

23 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2354

"Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless. None of us are three good months away from being billionaires." - Unknown read more..

23 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3662

Foul Suspicion

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster... read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - April 20 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and happy Resurrection Sunday: The Lord is Risen! Today is also our youngest daughter's birthday: Happy birthday Esther Bunny! On Friday we were blessed to be with my pa... read more..

19 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

191

4 min read

I Thought She Said “Doughnut”

As hard as I try, and believe me, I try, I don’t always hear correctly, especially regarding The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I don’t always hear every word she says. I know God gave me two ea... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

The Resurrection?

When I was young, I often visited my grandmother in Kennett, Missouri. Every year Kennett high school joined with Carruthersville to put on a production of the resurrection. A girl from Carrut... read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1918

You can always make Easter easier by replacing the "t" with and "i."... read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2353

"Of all the things that will surprise us in the resurrection morning, this, I believe, will surprise us most: that we did not love Christ more before we died." - J.S. Ryle read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

109

Easter Groan

Hot cross pun, anyone?... read more..

17 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

111

Cybersalt News - April 17, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are still on the road and just pulled into my Mom and Dad's place late at night, so there isn't much time to catch you up on all the news. Instead, ... read more..

Heartwarming Visit: Preacher and the Peanut Bowl 🍫🥜

16 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3062

Heartwarming Visit: Preacher and the Peanut Bowl 🍫🥜

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No, not at all" the w... read more..

16 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2707

5 min read

The Rich Family in Church

By Eddie Ogan I'll never forget Easter 1946. I was 14, my little sister Lucy was 12,and my older sister Darlene 16. We lived at home with our mother, and the four of us knew what it was to do without... read more..

16 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3159

Walking Recovery

An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day a... read more..

16 Apr

Susan Page

Susan Davis

127

4 min read

Fill My Cup, Lord

- photo by Susan PageMy question today is, “How do we fill our cup when we are running on empty?” There is an old chorus that speaks to what I wish to share. Fill my cup, Lord I lift it up, Lord Come read more..

16 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1917

I identify heavily with the seagull because if I was gifted the miracle of flight, I too would probably just use it to steal French fries all day long.... read more..

"Bubble Wrap Dilemma: A Corner Solution"

16 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

"Bubble Wrap Dilemma: A Corner Solution"

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said. It took me three hours... read more..

16 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2352

Try to remember, the greener grass across the fence may be due to a septic tank issue.... read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

119

Cybersalt News - April 13 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Happy Palm Sunday - it's a great day to throw a parade in your heart for Jesus! Today's video share is a reminder of how one doesn't have to be great in order to do great... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2808

Young Dressing

When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those days I donned a sweatshirt and slacks. A student came in, and ... read more..

12 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2351

"Lord, we lift up your name with hearts full of praise. Be exalted, O Lord my God! Hosanna in the highest!" - Carl Tuttle read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

147

Drama at the Airport 😱

My wife has just fainted on the luggage carousel at the airport! But I think she's okay - she's slowly coming 'round.... read more..

12 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

170

4 min read

My Tok Doesn’t Always Tik

Throughout my life, I have always lived on a schedule. Every day is devoted to certain tasks, and it has worked for me so far. I know what day it is by what I am doing that day. Unlike The Graciou... read more..

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